bit of a story ... many years ago .... Head mechanic for plod's workshops ... sat at home one evening with family watching the box ... eldest (15yr old
heller) sat next to a pot full of pampas 'fronds' (like 5ft+ high) 'wondered' if they'd burn -- idly flicked a lighter under them - went up like a roman candle --- Keith had just spent many weeks redecorating the house , top to bottom --- chased the little ****er round the village, 'til he couldn't run any more .... completely trashed the fresh decor in the house .. smoke was something else apparently
Knew his boy, who despite Keith's best efforts, grew up to be a right little c***
