So today, my SIL rocks up with a Mk 8 '70 plate' Transit that one of his groundworkers is using.
"Can you just give me hand to sort the brakes out, he's found a leak and they can't fix it ready for Monday"

Rod is a Director and project manager of a large construction company. And just gets stuff done (even on a Sunday)
Apparently his groundworker reported that the brakes were worn and it needed new discs and pads on the front.
Quick inspection revealed this to be a load of bull

- the big clue was the whole left front wheel was covered in brake fluid....
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The remnants of a large carrier bag were wound around the drive shaft. And had destroyed the CV rubber boot and fractured the steel part of the flexible brake pipe. The discs and pads were about half worn and serviceable
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So while we were waiting for Eurocarparts to open, "Let's just check the rear brakes".....
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HTF do you drive around in a van when the brakes sound like a train coming into the station.
This is the van that has just had an engine rebuild after the wet belt let go
So we added rear brake pads to our click and collect list...
And it's on QR coded daily checks apparently - and the guy now has to explain why the coolant expansion tank was empty, requiring 3 litres of OAT to top it up. And the tyres were all around 30-35 psi and not the required 59 rear and 67psi front
While at my workshop Rod's boss, phoned, "Does your father in law want a job maintaining and repairing our vehicles?"
"No thanks, I am retired, but will always help out when you get stuck"....
Another job jobbed, but now booked in for further work their regular workshops