He’s later must be painting something

nope .... no painting ...... been lashing down this afters and ........................
have spent bloody hours today looking for my ****ing passport






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wanted to get into the Gov. Gateway this morning and as i've not logged in there in bloody ages they wanted passport details ....
went to where it lives and it ain't ****in' there



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have turned my office upside down today ....
virtually emptied the filing cab it lives in and sorted through dozens of hanging file holders ............
and
still can't find the bloody thing .......
if it ain't where it lives usually, it's in my pocket or on the desk in use. ...... otherwise it only has one home
5th Aug was presented at the SAS camp to get in
21st sept. presented as photo ID
22nd Oct. presented as photo ID at local screwfix for on line purchase collection
since then I can't recall needing it and assumed (
wrongly it seems) that it was in it's usual home ....
'praps one of the kids's stuck it/posted it somewhere ..... but they'll never remember if they have
75 ****ing quid for a replacement


...... 's gotta be here somewhere