only once have I ever been happy/grateful to see HSE/factory inspector turn up on a site ..
cranes were HSE magnets - boom in the air - they'd be guaranteed to turn up, then spend an hour going through all your paperwork (which every one of my cranes carried in an A4 lever arch folder - 'specially for the ba**ards)

and then the customer'd not want to pay for the time on site with the w

s
anyway ...
turned up at a site in an 8 leg Grove 30 tonner, Biggish site, pulled in the entrance and I'm faced with a sea of sh1t up to the wheel studs - put my front axle into it and stopped, blocking the entrance.
Agent appears and asks what the problem is --
"
I am NOT venturing into that sea of slurry - **** knows what's in there and how the hell am I gonna get my pads down to rig, even if i can find anything solid to set up on ?? "
"
It'll be fine - get on in there "
so while we're 'remonstrating' this figure appears behind me and is listening intently
agent turns to him and says "
what the ****'re you listening to ? "
without a word, the guy produces his 'card' .. agent goes white
"
this operator is absolutely right in what he's saying and in refusing to enter this bloody disgrace of a site .. this site is closed until further notice, lock the gates when he's moved back onto the road .. you will clear the entire site of slurry and then stone it to my satisfaction and what is more you will sign his time sheets for his wasted day, as will I and you make damned sure his company is paid for your incompetence in failing to control your site in the manner it should be and that i expect it to be "




...
made my bloody day ...
and I got paid pretty promptly ..
never got asked back there though
