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V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
Been doing a lot of work in London recently, seen a fair few coppers who look like they couldn’t take on someone's aged Nanna! Look like they'd get Ided for a can of RedBull and they'd get blown away by a stiff breeze ffs 🙄
Mind you I once got put in an armlock by a small woman DCI in her 40s (No, I wasn't being arrested😆 😂 ) and bloody hell she could have snapped my (ape sized ) arm if she'd wanted so training, and the right attitude, clearly goes a long way!👍
Years ago I was in a weatherspoons (I know, get what you deserve) and this pissed up 18-19 year old starts on me the moment I walk through the doors! Hadn't even taken my coat off 😆. I catch hold of his lapels, pick him up and sort of flick him onto the floor where I hold onto his wrists and kneel on his chest until the bouncers take over. 5 minutes later we're sat down having a drink, big commotion in the doorway, 4 coppers are struggling to get cuffs on this scrote! Guess they didn't have 'the attitude ' 🙄😂🤦
many years ago three mates and I 'rescued' a weed who was having seven shades kicked out of him by three p*ss heads from up the valleys, in town about seven in the evening .. if we hadn't he'd have been a cabbage, the kicking he was taking .. just wasn't big enough to look after himself, let alone 'perform' .. hung on to them 'til the cavalry arrived ... and the weed went off in an ambulance ..... you just can not police the place with ppl like that ... need a lot more ''strikers'' (y):giggle::giggle:
 
Lancs Lad

Lancs Lad

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The other thing is, everyone’s got a camera and will stand watching someone struggle!
This👆...does my nut in how would they feel if one of the scroats nicked cops gun and let rip in the airport ?
At the end of the day a cops a cop said it before but I've always been taught to respect em...I know there's bent ones etc like every profession....but once we loose the idea of authority and rule of law we are truly fked.
These folk piling in from 3rd world sh*tholes seems hellbent on bringing us down to their level of lack of law and order.
 
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Stroppymonkey

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Fair cop that. Pillock asking for a tug.
 
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DaveDCB

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One for @V8Druid
 
Gecko

Gecko

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One for @V8Druid
click 'next' three times to see how far it went down - would have been quite a ride.
 
craig

craig

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Pretty new as in never actually used ?
That looks like it was a pretty fancy table 😁
I remember the A34 as one of the most frightening roads to drive......could be out of date as I've managed to largely avoid it for the last few decades 😅
I don't knot what it is with that road, there seem to be accidents or fires there all the time. :rolleyes:
 
Bri963

Bri963

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A combine skidded sideways on the A1 this morning up near Newark, caused a bit of a tailback. Plus another cash point ripped out by a JCB telehandler on the outskirts of Peterborough over the weekend. That’s six in a year.
 
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6feetdown

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A combine skidded sideways on the A1 this morning up near Newark, caused a bit of a tailback. Plus another cash point ripped out by a JCB telehandler on the outskirts of Peterborough over the weekend. That’s six in a year.
Good advert for JCB
 
Bri963

Bri963

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Obviously someone with shares in the company. Just Cashpoint Burgling. I’ve just realised that these cash points are in a rough circle around where I live.
 
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