Newbie seeking advice on first purchase

JD450A

JD450A

Feral as Fk 🐾
Self Build 101 advice from someone who ends up coming in halfway through the disaster and seeing the inevitable fuckups.

1) Find someone who knows what the f**k they are on with plant...... Many Many self builders piss money away attempting to wing it with there own digger and fall flat on there face..... Demoing structures is not something you just randomly do after a couple weeks on a diggy thing and there's a great chance the 12k digger will end up rapidly devaluing and if your very lucky you won't hurt yourself...... Find someone with the expertise and use them.

2) Self Builders Piss money away like water during the first third of the project, then proceed to recoil in horror and cut corners during phase two and the final act is either running out of money or selling something they wanted to keep in order to stay afloat......... FOCUS on building the house first, then f**k around with crap plants, kitchens and bathrooms once you have it watertight!

3) If your Budget doesn't have contingency fund of 10% or more of the total construction budget don't even start.....


Long and the short, don't even bother buying a machine or hiring a machine..... 12k won't get you a big enough machine to be useful and you will waste more time pissing about than it's worth....... Hire a Man and Machine in to scat the buildings down, clear the site, lay drains and rip footings....... Then hire him back to f**k the topsoil round at the end of the job! Most importantly if your not getting watertight by this september knock it on hold for 12 months and start attacking the build next spring..... cheaper to do initial build to watertight through the summer!
 
Danny

Danny

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Hire in a 8T to knock the house down - £350 - £400 for the week.

Keep it on site for another week to dig footings and load out.

Hire in 3T digger - £250 - £300 per week

With abit of haulage either way would be less than £1500.00 + vat dont see why you would buy for such a small project (y)

Or hire someone in (y)
 
GazCro

GazCro

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Self Build 101 advice from someone who ends up coming in halfway through the disaster and seeing the inevitable fuckups.

1) Find someone who knows what the f**k they are on with plant...... Many Many self builders piss money away attempting to wing it with there own digger and fall flat on there face..... Demoing structures is not something you just randomly do after a couple weeks on a diggy thing and there's a great chance the 12k digger will end up rapidly devaluing and if your very lucky you won't hurt yourself...... Find someone with the expertise and use them.

2) Self Builders Piss money away like water during the first third of the project, then proceed to recoil in horror and cut corners during phase two and the final act is either running out of money or selling something they wanted to keep in order to stay afloat......... FOCUS on building the house first, then f**k around with crap plants, kitchens and bathrooms once you have it watertight!

3) If your Budget doesn't have contingency fund of 10% or more of the total construction budget don't even start.....


Long and the short, don't even bother buying a machine or hiring a machine..... 12k won't get you a big enough machine to be useful and you will waste more time pissing about than it's worth....... Hire a Man and Machine in to scat the buildings down, clear the site, lay drains and rip footings....... Then hire him back to f**k the topsoil round at the end of the job! Most importantly if your not getting watertight by this september knock it on hold for 12 months and start attacking the build next spring..... cheaper to do initial build to watertight through the summer!
And don't skimp on hardcore. Imho it's the cheapest thing/ best value product on site. If you can't get deliveries onto site for getting stuck or you need wellies on every day you're losing production every minute of the day.
 
JD450A

JD450A

Feral as Fk 🐾
And don't skimp on hardcore. Imho it's the cheapest thing/ best value product on site. If you can't get deliveries onto site for getting stuck or you need wellies on every day you're losing production every minute of the day.
Oh yes.

We stone every site now......
 
Lancs Lad

Lancs Lad

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Self Build 101 advice from someone who ends up coming in halfway through the disaster and seeing the inevitable fuckups.

1) Find someone who knows what the f**k they are on with plant...... Many Many self builders piss money away attempting to wing it with there own digger and fall flat on there face..... Demoing structures is not something you just randomly do after a couple weeks on a diggy thing and there's a great chance the 12k digger will end up rapidly devaluing and if your very lucky you won't hurt yourself...... Find someone with the expertise and use them.

2) Self Builders Piss money away like water during the first third of the project, then proceed to recoil in horror and cut corners during phase two and the final act is either running out of money or selling something they wanted to keep in order to stay afloat......... FOCUS on building the house first, then f**k around with crap plants, kitchens and bathrooms once you have it watertight!

3) If your Budget doesn't have contingency fund of 10% or more of the total construction budget don't even start.....


Long and the short, don't even bother buying a machine or hiring a machine..... 12k won't get you a big enough machine to be useful and you will waste more time pissing about than it's worth....... Hire a Man and Machine in to scat the buildings down, clear the site, lay drains and rip footings....... Then hire him back to f**k the topsoil round at the end of the job! Most importantly if your not getting watertight by this september knock it on hold for 12 months and start attacking the build next spring..... cheaper to do initial build to watertight through the summer!
The man speaks sense 👏 YouTube has a lot to answer for on some of these "self build" disasters..😳
 
JD450A

JD450A

Feral as Fk 🐾
The man speaks sense 👏 YouTube has a lot to answer for on some of these "self build" disasters..😳
People where spiralling on selfbuilds long before Youtube...... You need a firm hand on the wallet and a friendliness with all involved for a self build to work..... Delegation is key along with speaking to people in a friendly way. I've just taken on a job locally which the client (whom is a builder) attempted to start with a 1.5t digger. I Wasn't going to bother doing the job if I'm honest but after meeting with him Saturday and getting a good vibe he's the sort of customer that will take all the help I can offer, so we will be hitting that site week after next to make him hit schedules for the mortgage.
 
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