I challenge you to make me laugh.

[Bob]

Now I know why nobody would give me the start

 

[Gecko]

I think you'll find he's still kicking ass after November.

One thing is for sure - he'll still be "grabbing pussy" whatever the outcome

 

[Charlie]

 

[V8Druid]

priceless

 

[Gecko]

9 out of 10 urologists agree that regularly emptying your bladder can save your life

 

[mart1602]

stoned

 

[Powerfab]

Bet that stopped him short

 

[V8Druid]

 

[Gecko]

We all know that's not true.
1 Trump would have been the first to grab one
2 Trump would have jumped while yelling "it's not serious" and grabbing the remaining parachutes on the way out

 

[Gecko]

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him a serve: "They don't serve BEER here, you MORON!"

The German fellow turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look, and begins to chuckle.

"And what's so funny?!?" the New Yorker demands.

"Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food."

 

[Bucket on wheels]

How did this lady pass her driving test?!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=697612314467551

 

[V8Druid]

How did this lady pass her driving test?!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=697612314467551

how can you be so dull/stupid ....... with just one head ??

 

[Bucket on wheels]

 

[Bucket on wheels]

 

[Lynchy]

Truth ....

 

[Smiffy]

.

 

[Rob 210]

 

[Gecko]

Strange voting regulations in the US

 

[Lancs Lad]

Bloody hope Trump gets in just to piss off all the pathetic lefty snowflake let's have a riot twats.

 

[doobin]

Bloody hope Trump gets in just to piss off all the pathetic lefty snowflake let's have a riot twats.

My initial impressions of him, all those years ago (doesn't time fly!) were 'Hmm. Well he seems to annoy all the right people'.