I challenge you to make me laugh.

[Gecko]

....... you'd need a brown envelope the size of a shipping container to tempt him

I thought all it took was an east european accent (male or female)

 

[V8Druid]

thought this was very good :- .....
" A Rottweiler, a Corgi and a Jack Russell died and are standing in front of God at the entrance to the kingdom of heaven
God asks them all three, what they believe in?
The Rottweiler says: "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my owner."
"Good," says God, "take a seat on my right side."
"Corgi, what do you believe in?" Asked God.
The Corgi answers: "I believe in love and care from my owner as well as peace in the world."
"Ah," God said, "You can take a seat to my left side."
Then he looked at the Jack Russell : "And what do you believe in?"
The Jack Russell stood there, looked at him and answered :
"I believe you're sitting in my seat!" "

 

[Bucket on wheels]

thought this was very good :- .....

George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald J. Trump died and are standing in front of God at the entrance to the kingdom of heaven
God asks them all three, what they believe in?
George W. Bush says: "I believe in discipline, kindness and loyalty to my people."
"Good," says God, "take a seat on my right side."
"Barack Obama, what do you believe in?" Asked God.
Barack Obama answers: "I believe in love and care from my people as well as peace in the world."
"Ah," God said, "You can take a seat to my left side."
Then he looked at Donald J. Trump : "And what do you believe in?"
Donald J. Trump stood there, looked at him and answered :
"I believe you're sitting in my seat!

 

[Bob]

2 more

 

[Bob]

and another 2

 

[V8Druid]

 

[V8Druid]

https://www.facebook.com/messenger_media?thread_id=100000155259100&attachment_id=3711640015547094&message_id=mid.$cAAAAADXFUMJ77UL0gV1u_2pXTmt1

Facebook

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brilliant .... sadly can't link the vids

 

[V8Druid]

 

[doobin]

A new anti-depressant drug has been released today specifically to treat lesbians.

Its called Trycoxagain

 

[Smiffy]

New wackerplate for someone

Facebook

www.facebook.com

 

[V8Druid]

 

[Gecko]

As it happens, Penderyn make the only gin I enjoy neat.

 

[Bob]

 

[Bob]

 

[Brendan]

Handy new fittings arrived

 

[Bob]

A young South London woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea but just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor and we are off to Australia tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day and keep you happy." With nothing to lose and the prospect of going to Australia, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine and make love to her until dawn. Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Australia." "I see," the captain says. Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me." "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Woolwich ferry."

 

[Lynchy]

Phone call this morning,hs2 going all paye,umbrella

 

[Bob]

As I am retired or just tired I have not a clue about all these differant schemes will that make it worse or better for you

 

[Bob]

 

[Lynchy]

As I am retired or just tired I have not a clue about all these differant schemes will that make it worse or better for you

Doesn't bother me,off to work for a big firm cis monday....but if it's like Euston,employee pays,employee/employer national insurance,apprentice levy?????gets holiday pay,but this comes from reduction in rate,
then get travel expense knocked off tax,bigger scam than cis imho