A woman who drives too fast is stopped by the police.
Police: You drove too fast!
Woman: Oh, I see.
Police: Can I see my driver's license?
Woman: I would like to show it to you, but I have nothing.
Police: Do you have no driver's license?
Woman: No, I've lost it four times for drunk driving.
Police: Can I see the registration certificate?
Woman: Unfortunately not.
Police: Why not?
Woman: I stole the car.
Police: stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed the owner and cut him to pieces.
Police: What did you do, you said?
The woman: The parts of him are in plastic bags in the trunk, in case you want to check.
The police look at the woman, slowly back away, and call for reinforcements. Within a few minutes, five more police cars arrive, and another policeman approaches with a drawn pistol.
Police 2: Can you get out of the car?
Woman: Is there a problem?
Police 2: My colleague has told you that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Police 2: Yes, can you please open the boot lid! The woman opens the door, but there is nothing there.
Police 2: Is this your car?
Woman: Of course, here's the registration certificate.
Police 2: My colleague also says that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs in her purse, picks up her wallet and then hands over her driver's license.
Police 2: I have to admit I'm confused. My colleague has told me that you have no driving license, no registration certificate, that you have stolen the car and murdered the owner!
Woman: Well, and soon he will say that I drove too fast too