I challenge you to make me laugh.

V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
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V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
dip it in some ice water then lads .. you'll get it :p:ROFLMAO: and frost bite 😂😂
 
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Smiffy

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I saw this and thought it might be interesting to post on here but after reading the comments I think this is probably the best place for it
It goes a long way to explaining why the industry is going down the pan

 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
I saw this and thought it might be interesting to post on here but after reading the comments I think this is probably the best place for it
It goes a long way to explaining why the industry is going down the pan

Been a member on there for years and several other pages too ... there is some drivel on all of 'em ...... but also a LOT of very good and interesting commentary
 
Bucket on wheels

Bucket on wheels

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A woman who drives too fast is stopped by the police.

Police: You drove too fast!

Woman: Oh, I see.

Police: Can I see my driver's license?

Woman: I would like to show it to you, but I have nothing.

Police: Do you have no driver's license?

Woman: No, I've lost it four times for drunk driving.

Police: Can I see the registration certificate?

Woman: Unfortunately not.

Police: Why not?

Woman: I stole the car.

Police: stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed the owner and cut him to pieces.

Police: What did you do, you said?

The woman: The parts of him are in plastic bags in the trunk, in case you want to check.

The police look at the woman, slowly back away, and call for reinforcements. Within a few minutes, five more police cars arrive, and another policeman approaches with a drawn pistol.

Police 2: Can you get out of the car?

Woman: Is there a problem?

Police 2: My colleague has told you that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Police 2: Yes, can you please open the boot lid! The woman opens the door, but there is nothing there.

Police 2: Is this your car?

Woman: Of course, here's the registration certificate.

Police 2: My colleague also says that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs in her purse, picks up her wallet and then hands over her driver's license.

Police 2: I have to admit I'm confused. My colleague has told me that you have no driving license, no registration certificate, that you have stolen the car and murdered the owner!

Woman: Well, and soon he will say that I drove too fast too
 
pettsy

pettsy

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wasn’t sure if I should post this, was shared on Facebook the other day 😬

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