I challenge you to make me laugh.

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6feetdown

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doobin

doobin

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there's a nun .......
… having a bath. She hears a knock on the door.

She's a bit worried. So she shouts out, “Who is it?” And he says, “It's the blind man.”

She says, “Well, come in.” And as he comes in, he says, “Nice t|ts. Where do you want the blinds?”
That one is older even than you! 🤣
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

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One night, an old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

There's absolute silence in the bar.

Then, in a very deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, there are five things that you should know:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler."

After a brief pause, she says, "Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nope… not if I've gotta explain it five times."
 
Gecko

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When you live in a country where most people do not speak english, some of the T-shirts are hilarious.
(the funniest part is obviously the wearer doesn't know what is means)
 
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V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
had a similar situation outside my own house many years ago .. prick didn't ask me what I'd been drinking all evening and got real pissy, when the Lion Alchometer returned a zero reading. Got even stroppier when i asked him for his warrant number and his reasons for (a) stopping me and (b) for obstructing my access to my own driveway, without due cause, which he'd blocked -- went round the car with a fine tooth and when he PNC-ed it he said " Are you Bruce Hookham's son? "
" Yep, now what's your warrant number, reasons for being such an arse and who's the duty inspector, on tonight ? " :rolleyes::giggle:
I didn't pursue it, but the old man did :giggle::giggle:

the guy who stopped me lasted about another 9 months, 'fore getting kicked out the force as a 'disgrace to the uniform', after pissing off the wrong bloke (a barrister who really didn't like his abusive attitude):ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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Bucket on wheels

Bucket on wheels

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I know it's been on here before it's too Good not to be seen Again

 
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V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
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