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V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
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V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
Restored???
Interestingly that the wildfires always start on the uu open land and in the words of the fire lads because they are never looked after ....🤭

because they're going to cover them in trees ...... same thing going on 'round here .... and they're busting their guts to get all the upland farmer's grazing rights quashed too.
more money in carbon credits than shooting :mad::mad::mad:
 
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Bucket on wheels

Bucket on wheels

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🚔 Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, " Our patrol helicopter clocked you at 80 mph. sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly, "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dammit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut."
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says," Now dear you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
"Oh heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."

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Lancs Lad

Lancs Lad

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At my expense 😖
Lad got a remote controlled glider this week.
Pretty neat bit of kit with gyro and little prop..
So after much don't bother today it's windy ...
Tonight id not seen him for ages... eventually appears with only the controller.
Yup in a tree about 1/2 a mile over the fields 🤬🤬

Slung my harness etc and new 20m tachyon into a rucksack and tramped after him...kin thing was right up...we'd have looked a bunch of clowns if anyone has seen us🤣🤣🤣 eventually recovered with help of a canal fishing pole 😖

Time for a brew.🥱
 
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