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A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish.
She went out onto the ice with her gear and after getting comfy on the stool, she started to cut a circular hole in the ice as she had seen on the internet. As she was cutting, she heard a voice from the heavens speak out, saying, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde was startled. She stood up and looked around but saw no one. Cautiously, she moved a little further out onto the ice and set up in a different spot. She sipped some hot chocolate from her thermos and then started cutting another hole. Again, the voice called out, seemingly from all around her.
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Now feeling quite scared and starting to get a bit frustrated, she moved all the way to the far end of the ice and laid out all her gear, sat upon her stool and started cutting another hole. Right away, the heavenly voice boomed out, this time louder than ever, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!".
She jumped off her stool and looked all around her. She shouted to the heavens, "IS THAT YOU, LORD?"
The voice answered, "NO. THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK. THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She went out onto the ice with her gear and after getting comfy on the stool, she started to cut a circular hole in the ice as she had seen on the internet. As she was cutting, she heard a voice from the heavens speak out, saying, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde was startled. She stood up and looked around but saw no one. Cautiously, she moved a little further out onto the ice and set up in a different spot. She sipped some hot chocolate from her thermos and then started cutting another hole. Again, the voice called out, seemingly from all around her.
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
Now feeling quite scared and starting to get a bit frustrated, she moved all the way to the far end of the ice and laid out all her gear, sat upon her stool and started cutting another hole. Right away, the heavenly voice boomed out, this time louder than ever, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!".
She jumped off her stool and looked all around her. She shouted to the heavens, "IS THAT YOU, LORD?"
The voice answered, "NO. THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK. THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Bucket on wheels
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A certain farmer lost his valuable watch while working in his granary. It may look like an ordinary, worthless watch, but it had a deep emotional value because this watch was a gift to him from his beloved.
The farmer was very upset and started looking for his watch by turning the straw here and there. After searching for the watch for a long time, he got tired. But he didn't want to give up his search for his watch, so he asked a group of children playing outside for help. He promised them a good reward to the one who could find his precious watch.
Eager to get the prize, the children rushed into the granary and circled the haystack to find the clock. After a long time of looking for it, by turning the stack of hay around, some of the children got tired and gave up searching. The number of children looking for the clock slowly decreased and only a few tired children were left. They stopped looking for the it. Finally, the farmer also gave up hope of finding the clock and stopped searching.
When the farmer was about to close the door of the granary, a little boy approached him and asked the farmer to give him another chance. The farmer was so desperate to find the watch that he allowed the little boy to look for the watch again in the granary.
After a while the little boy came out with the watch in his hand. The farmer was happily surprised after all the other children and himself failed to find the watch and the asked the little boy how he managed to find it.
The boy replied:
“I sat at different spots on the ground next to the haystack and tried to hear the ticking of the clock. Quietly listening to it and paying attention to the direction of the sound, made finding the watch much easier. "
The farmer was more than happy to find the watch and gave the little boy the reward as promised
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A peaceful and calm mind can think better than an anxious mind. Allow your mind to be still for a few minutes every now and then. Sometimes you just need to relax and listen.
The farmer was very upset and started looking for his watch by turning the straw here and there. After searching for the watch for a long time, he got tired. But he didn't want to give up his search for his watch, so he asked a group of children playing outside for help. He promised them a good reward to the one who could find his precious watch.
Eager to get the prize, the children rushed into the granary and circled the haystack to find the clock. After a long time of looking for it, by turning the stack of hay around, some of the children got tired and gave up searching. The number of children looking for the clock slowly decreased and only a few tired children were left. They stopped looking for the it. Finally, the farmer also gave up hope of finding the clock and stopped searching.
When the farmer was about to close the door of the granary, a little boy approached him and asked the farmer to give him another chance. The farmer was so desperate to find the watch that he allowed the little boy to look for the watch again in the granary.
After a while the little boy came out with the watch in his hand. The farmer was happily surprised after all the other children and himself failed to find the watch and the asked the little boy how he managed to find it.
The boy replied:
“I sat at different spots on the ground next to the haystack and tried to hear the ticking of the clock. Quietly listening to it and paying attention to the direction of the sound, made finding the watch much easier. "
The farmer was more than happy to find the watch and gave the little boy the reward as promised
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A peaceful and calm mind can think better than an anxious mind. Allow your mind to be still for a few minutes every now and then. Sometimes you just need to relax and listen.
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An Electrician mate of mine is down in Wales at the moment fitting out these migrant hotels bathrooms.
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Apparently told the plug was missing from the bathroom
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do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.
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All that is left to do is to mount the cutting board and you are of schopper the wheat
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assume that doesn't actually fly?
All that is left to do is to mount the cutting board and you are of schopper the wheat
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