I challenge you to make me laugh.

[6feetdown]

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Might be a small dick but better than being a big ****

 

[Brendan]

I was driving today when I came across a bright yellow AA van indicating and trying to get out of a lay by.
The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable.
I was in no rush, so I slowed down, smiled, and let him out
I thought to myself, that guy’s heading for a breakdown.

 

[Lancs Lad]

I was driving today when I came across a bright yellow AA van indicating and trying to get out of a lay by.
The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable.
I was in no rush, so I slowed down, smiled, and let him out
I thought to myself, that guy’s heading for a breakdown.

Should be ashamed of yourself ...that's a horrific joke. Hope the poor fella made a full recovery ..

 

[Jimoz]

True story...

 

[doobin]

True story...

Jokes on you mate, I had to tilt my head to the left to read that. No mincing here


Just backwards

 

[Bob]

 

[Gecko]

NASA crashed a muli-billion dollar Mars lander because they couldn't do imperial to metric conversions
Apparently the Swedes are no better

 

[doobin]

This time next year Rodders!

 

[6feetdown]

This time next year Rodders!

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You can keep it the amount of s**t in it

 

[Lancs Lad]

This time next year Rodders!

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Wtf is that all about....saw something locally about loons fighting in Aldi for it.

 

[V8Druid]

Wtf is that all about....saw something locally about loons fighting in Aldi for it.

I'd guess it's some sort of energy drink ..... you know - the ones that feck yer kidneys/liver and all sorts of other bodily bits required daily to keep you upright

 

[Shovelhands]

Wtf is that all about....saw something locally about loons fighting in Aldi for it.

Some of them waiting outside the shops at 4am apparently.
Each store got a pallet load, gone in minutes. Apparently when it was delivered to the distribution center it was all hush hush, high security, like moving gold!

 

[GazCro]

You can keep it the amount of s**t in it

Mostly water bet its nearly as cheap as red bull to produce

 

[6feetdown]

Mostly water bet its nearly as cheap as red bull to produce

Seen a list of ingredients the other day didn't look good lol

 

[Brendan]

Most probably ended up on eBay at £10+ a bottle. Absolute morons

 

[V8Druid]

this made me smile .... gob full of diesel's bad enough

 

[6feetdown]

this made me smile .... gob full of diesel's bad enough

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Karma

 

[Lancs Lad]

this made me smile .... gob full of diesel's bad enough

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Biodiesel takes on a new dimension

 

[Brendan]

 

[Stroppymonkey]

Made me laugh.