V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
wonder what he charges for his skid steers
V8Druid
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pettsy
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Fair play for having a go, I mean if you just needed some ground clearing it’s ideal.
doobin
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He'll spend all his time on breakdown calls.
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Stroppymonkey
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He must have low overheads and cheap insurance... He's charging 120 a day for man and machine. Hope fuel is extra!
GazCro
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I bet he's always late
Gecko
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doobin
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Bucket on wheels
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Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, " Our patrol helicopter clocked you at 80 mph. sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly, "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dammit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut."
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says," Now dear you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
"Oh heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly, "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dammit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut."
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says," Now dear you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
"Oh heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."
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bobthebuilder
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This is so funny but true ,who the hell wants to go to the shithole merthyr on your hols ffs
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Plans for 'world class leisure resort' in Wales will go in this month
The resort called Rhydycar West would be built in Merthyr Tydfil and it's hoped it will create as many as 800 jobs
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6feetdown
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Comrade Dickford!This is so funny but true ,who the hell wants to go to the shithole merthyr on your hols ffs
Plans for 'world class leisure resort' in Wales will go in this month
The resort called Rhydycar West would be built in Merthyr Tydfil and it's hoped it will create as many as 800 jobs
Lancs Lad
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Saves the Merthyr folk polluting the outside world . Genius.This is so funny but true ,who the hell wants to go to the shithole merthyr on your hols ffs
Plans for 'world class leisure resort' in Wales will go in this month
The resort called Rhydycar West would be built in Merthyr Tydfil and it's hoped it will create as many as 800 jobs
CPS
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I just can't imagine going to merthyr for a holiday 
Richard Hunton
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V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
This is so funny but true ,who the hell wants to go to the shithole merthyr on your hols ffs
Plans for 'world class leisure resort' in Wales will go in this month
The resort called Rhydycar West would be built in Merthyr Tydfil and it's hoped it will create as many as 800 jobs
must be pissed ..... what ****ing idiot dreamt that one up .... the dry slope they had there years ago didn't last long and IIRC got torched a few times ... this'll fare no better .... it'll need an electrified perimeter fence and security 24hrs
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
QED@V8Druid middlesbrough had one exactly the same on Eston hills , going to be the biggest in euro......kids torched it and that was that
makes Dodge City look like Disneyland
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
when will they learn that sticking these places in the abscess on the ar*e hole of the world is the wrong thing to do ??????
it eventually festers and bursts spectacularly
it eventually festers and bursts spectacularly
Left hooker
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Don't get towed away with yourself
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