I challenge you to make me laugh.

V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
With the former missus I went on a 10 day Holiday to Alderney summer 04. Hired and drove a Moke all 10 days. So much fun!!!
Nice/Cannes/Monte Carlo, '83, there were loads of SWB, 2 seat Mokes scuttling about ..... ideal down there ... much like the two below ........ got some paper pix of the originals down there somewhere

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Gecko

Gecko

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"Its that time of year again, and Santa has to undergo his annual checkride from CAA.

So he brushed up on all the procedures, weight and balance of a billion presents, roof landing procedures etc.

The day arrives and the CAA inspector arrives at the north pole. Santa preflights his sleigh very carefully under the watchfull eye of the inspector, then climbs into the sleigh.

The CAA inspector climbs in beside him holding a shotgun, looks at Santa and says "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're going to lose an engine on takeoff"."
 
TiltyShaun

TiltyShaun

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"Its that time of year again, and Santa has to undergo his annual checkride from CAA.

So he brushed up on all the procedures, weight and balance of a billion presents, roof landing procedures etc.

The day arrives and the CAA inspector arrives at the north pole. Santa preflights his sleigh very carefully under the watchfull eye of the inspector, then climbs into the sleigh.

The CAA inspector climbs in beside him holding a shotgun, looks at Santa and says "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're going to lose an engine on takeoff"."
That when when right over my head!! So I guess he took off fine then!!
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
as long as he didn't blow Rudolph's nose off with his head, or HTF will he see where he's going :ROFLMAO:
 
Bucket on wheels

Bucket on wheels

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A man and his wife traveled to the zoo.
They found a monkey that played passionately with
his female. His wife told him: "what a romance."
Then they found a lion and his lioness separated
from each other; the lion silent and alone in his
corner as if the lioness did not exist. His wife told
him: "what a sad scene without love." Her husband
then told her: "throw that stone at the lioness and
watch." When she threw it down, the lion leaped
roaring to defend his lioness.
They saw the monkeys again and she did the same
by throwing a stone; the monkey then jumped and
abandoned his female to save his own hide.
Her husband tells her later: "do not be fooled by what
you see as romanticism in some, many times it is a
deceptive appearance that hides an empty heart;
there are others on the contrary who do not show
anything, but their hearts are full of sincere love.”
Unfortunately today we have so many monkeys, and
so few lions!
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Bucket on wheels

Bucket on wheels

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A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.
After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.
When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?'
'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered.
Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked.
Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up'.The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveller asked.
'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'
The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.
After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.
'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'
'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in..'
'How about my friend here?' the traveller gestured to the dog.
There should be a bowl by the pump.'
They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it. The traveller filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.
When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.
'What do you call this place?' the traveller asked.
This is Heaven,' he answered.
'Well, that's confusing,' the traveller said. 'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.'
'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell.'
'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?'
'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.'" Dogs are family
❤


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Bucket on wheels

Bucket on wheels

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A man sees his wife is busy in the kitchen and says: "Can I help?"
She says, "Sure, take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them and put them in a pot to boil."
No matter what men do, somehow, we still get yelled at...

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