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V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
So I'm lying on my back pumping away on the lift pump trying to bleed the fuel when I notice an engine mounting bolt is broken.
No problem, I'll check the parts site and get a replacement.

Now I have a question - what is the correct torque for a 1/2" UNF nut when screwed onto an M12 bolt?

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epic **** up .... wonder who detailed that :giggle: 🤣🤣:rolleyes:
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
must make a note of the part number for future reference 🤣 🤣

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Gecko

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  • The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
  • Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
  • Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
  • Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
  • The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.
  • The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.
  • >Lucas is an acronym for Loose Unsoldered Connections and Splices
  • Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.
  • "I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou..."
  • If Lucas made guns, wars would not start.
  • A friend of mine told everybody he never had any electric problems with his Lucas equipment. Today he lives in the countryside, in a large manor with lots of friendly servants around him an an occasional ice cold shower...
  • Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.
  • Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators
  • Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.
  • Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: Check the position of the stars,kill a chicken and walk three times clockwise around your car chanting:" Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant.."
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
couple of crackers I've not seen before, there @Gecko :giggle::giggle:
 
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