I challenge you to make me laugh.

V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
Gecko said:
So I'm lying on my back pumping away on the lift pump trying to bleed the fuel when I notice an engine mounting bolt is broken.
No problem, I'll check the parts site and get a replacement.

Now I have a question - what is the correct torque for a 1/2" UNF nut when screwed onto an M12 bolt?

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epic **** up .... wonder who detailed that :giggle: 🤣🤣:rolleyes:
 
pettsy

pettsy

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V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
must make a note of the part number for future reference 🤣 🤣

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Gecko

Gecko

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  • The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
  • Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
  • Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
  • Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
  • The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.
  • The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.
  • >Lucas is an acronym for Loose Unsoldered Connections and Splices
  • Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.
  • "I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou..."
  • If Lucas made guns, wars would not start.
  • A friend of mine told everybody he never had any electric problems with his Lucas equipment. Today he lives in the countryside, in a large manor with lots of friendly servants around him an an occasional ice cold shower...
  • Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.
  • Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators
  • Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.
  • Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: Check the position of the stars,kill a chicken and walk three times clockwise around your car chanting:" Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant.."
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
couple of crackers I've not seen before, there @Gecko :giggle::giggle:
 
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