Cyberprog
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She loves it.
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
came down yesterday morning to seven of these lil' bar stewards ... on the lawn ......
bugger me if there wasn't eight of the damned things this morning, after herding them back into their field, yesterday
If they're there tomorrow, the bander comes out and I'll band 'em up in bundles of four.... and see how agile the lil' fookers are banded together
bugger me if there wasn't eight of the damned things this morning,
after herding them back into their field, yesterdayIf they're there tomorrow, the bander comes out and I'll band 'em up in bundles of four
.... and see how agile the lil' fookers are banded together 
Stock
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but are they not saving you time petrol , fair, wear and tear on the lawnmower as well as yourself.....................not that they do the same damage as a couple of 14cwt bullocks..............................................
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
Aye, that they do Stock
..... but they s**t and piss everywhere and carry mud all over the drive way, which then gets tracked into the house if you ain't careful where you tread.
....... plus the bloody grass grows even more after they've been fertilising it
..... and they ain't content to just eat the grass
..... Pam's flowers take a bollocking too
... b'stards have eaten most of her daffies
.... she not happy
If I wanted to keep stock, I'd get me own and keep 'em penned in where I wanted them
the upside of 'em is
.... next doors are going batshit, that there are 'alien ' animals within farting distance of their precious pet sheep and having pissed us off royally, they can't do a thing about it
.... they used to be up here in minutes, offering to 'help' herd 'em back into the field, from whence they sprang.
.... now they'm on 'border patrol', constantly, making sure there're no 'infiltrators'
....... gives the ****ers summat to do
Cyberprog
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Surely they will be happy to help adjust the fence/boundary then?
V8Druid
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wrong ones Alex ..... actually, it's a good job t'ain't them, or no chanceSurely they will be happy to help adjust the fence/boundary then?
...... Mr & Mrs Weird are a fkn strange pair
.... seem to make it their sole mission in life to piss people off
..... must take some strange satisfaction in being universally detested, by all around them.
.. they managed to surpass my tolerance level last year .. in spades!!
Cyberprog
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Some people just want to watch the world burn.
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
LOL ..... I'll be doing the watching
... from above, if their world catches fire .... **** 'em ...... it takes dedication to the cause to really piss me off 
Routy56
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Got a similar thing here with neighbours not looking after their boundary fences and animalswrong ones Alex ..... actually, it's a good job t'ain't them, or no chance
...... Mr & Mrs Weird are a fkn strange pair
.... seem to make it their sole mission in life to piss people off
..... must take some strange satisfaction in being universally detested, by all around them.
On our little 2 acre plot where we have lived for 30+ years we have 6 different boundaries and neighbours.....
......years ago put in nice chain link fences as required and chicken wire to keep out wild rabbits of neighbours that could be be arsed
So, that particular neighbours, are weird like yours. Townies playing at living in the country.
Good accountant and chef but that's about it.
Fixed his ride on mower loads of times after he has run over random stuff
Back in the day they had two large German Shepherd dogs. Alway straying and harassing neighbours livestock including my chickens.....
.....one night they got out and killed another neighbours sheep
Gathered all the evidence and handed it to local police officer( a friend) so I could keep at arms length.
They denied it all and got away with it......
......so fast forward 20 odd years and they have 2 crazy golden retrievers staying after daughters marriage broke up.
Boundary fence at the back is none existent having long ago fallen into disrepair.
The dogs often come over here and bark at me - chase 'em off with big stick
However, another neighbours horse and little dog is regularly harassed.
They are too nice to do anything and don't want me stirring the s**t
So, coming back to fences, gonna simply erect a chainlink fence inside their overgrown/dead hawthorn hedge
This has my old chicken wire trampled down by dogs and foxes from their side.
Looking forward to banging in angle iron stakes and tensioning chain link fences when not playing with my machines
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
came down yesterday morning to seven of these lil' bar stewards ... on the lawn ......
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bugger me if there wasn't eight of the damned things this morning,
If they're there tomorrow, the bander comes out and I'll band 'em up in bundles of four
Nine of the bloody things Friday morning ...
the owner's wife was around on their gater Friday lunchtime and I asked her if they could sort the fence line where they were getting out through the woods.
We had more heated 'words ', after her response was .... "Not my problem - you've got gates ... shut 'em"
cheeky mare!! After pointing out that it was their responsibility to maintain stock proof fencing, to keep the ****ing things in and that I'd be having words with the guys they rent the grass keep off, her hubby was here early yesterday fixing said fence lines ... no sheep today
her hubby an' I get on fine
... was not expecting her attitude though
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
Got a similar thing here with neighbours not looking after their boundary fences and animals
On our little 2 acre plot where we have lived for 30+ years we have 6 different boundaries and neighbours.....
......years ago put in nice chain link fences as required and chicken wire to keep out wild rabbits of neighbours that could be be arsed
So, that particular neighbours, are weird like yours. Townies playing at living in the country.
Good accountant and chef but that's about it.
Fixed his ride on mower loads of times after he has run over random stuff
Back in the day they had two large German Shepherd dogs. Alway straying and harassing neighbours livestock including my chickens.....
.....one night they got out and killed another neighbours sheep
Gathered all the evidence and handed it to local police officer( a friend) so I could keep at arms length.
They denied it all and got away with it......
......so fast forward 20 odd years and they have 2 crazy golden retrievers staying after daughters marriage broke up.
Boundary fence at the back is none existent having long ago fallen into disrepair.
The dogs often come over here and bark at me - chase 'em off with big stick
However, another neighbours horse and little dog is regularly harassed.
They are too nice to do anything and don't want me stirring the s**t
So, coming back to fences, gonna simply erect a chainlink fence inside their overgrown/dead hawthorn hedge
This has my old chicken wire trampled down by dogs and foxes from their side.
Looking forward to banging in angle iron stakes and tensioning chain link fences when not playing with my machines
Aye ... same thing 3 stroke 4 neighbours and the closest and only annoying ones're ex-Londoners/incomers, playing the dream - badly
.... rest're fine, but mostly locals, so'd expect it anyway
have tolerated this pair and their odd behaviour for 5 years, since they came here, 'til they really pissed us off last year and 'twere the end of it
All goodwill permanently withdrawn!!
... have bent over backwards, to keep the peace and helped them as much as poss. [as is the way 'round here], as anyone here, from the CEF will know only too well, from my posts on there.
Like Alex said ..... " Some people just want to watch the world burn " and don't give a s**t who they piss off
Routy56
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Keep most of neighbours sweet by digging the odd excavator job FOCAye ... same thing 3 stroke 4 neighbours and the closest and only annoying ones're ex-Londoners/incomers, playing the dream - badly
.... rest're fine, but mostly locals, so'd expect it anyway
have tolerated this pair and their odd behaviour for 5 years, since they came here, 'til they really pissed us off last year and 'twere the end of it
All goodwill permanently withdrawn!!
... have bent over backwards, to keep the peace and helped them as much as poss. [as is the way 'round here], as anyone here, from the CEF will know only too well, from my posts on there.
Like Alex said ..... " Some people just want to watch the world burn " and don't give a s**t who they piss off
Latest good example was grave digging for pet labradors (dead ones)
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
Keep most of neighbours sweet by digging the odd excavator job FOC
Latest good example was grave digging for pet labradors (dead ones)
the ones in question, in't last post ?? Aye,
could write a book Routy ..... have had 'em at the back door at 07.00, asking if I can go bury one of their pet sheep .. NOW, before now !!
uprighting his muck spreader and very nearly traccy with it, on a hell of a bank, he should've known better than to attempt ... with racing slicks on his old international
spent weeks looking for a water leak in '17, which couldn't possibly have been on his property .... it was !!
..... should've been on me dig, not fannying about finding pipes and fixing his problems
..... the list is endlessstill got a dozen aged sheep, so he'll be looking at paying for a dozen holes in future
Cyberprog
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Aye,
..... have had 'em at the back door at 07.00, asking if I can go bury one of their pet sheep .. NOW, before now !!
uprighting his muck spreader and very nearly traccy with it, on a hell of a bank, he should've known better than to attempt ... with racing slicks on his old international
spent weeks looking for a water leak in '17, which couldn't possibly have been on his property .... it was !!
..... should've been on me dig, not fannying about finding pipes and fixing his problems
still got a dozen aged sheep, so he'll be looking at paying for a dozen holes in future
Still, could always bag one or two of the sheep - good eating on them - in a stew...
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
nah ... sod that .... way too fatty meat .... cats like it, though it'd take 'em a while to get through one o' them
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
took the little un down to nursery for nine this morning and bumped into the sheeps' owner in the village .... thanked him for sorting the fence line and said I was pleased to report no more Houdinis, so far.
got back home and **** me .... three of the buggers on the lawn!!!
'Fore Pam and I can get our wellies on to herd 'em back in to their field, through the gate on the side of our drive, I can hear this odd noise and look out to see 'em charging up the drive past the back door of the house..... Look out the french windows onto the patio / lawn and there's Mrs Weird, from next door, at our fence line yelling and clapping at these three sheep - in our garden... had 'em real spooked ...... she really isn't a full picnic and pissed off indoors, as soon as she realised she'd been rumbled
I'll ****ing spook her, if I catch her doin' it again ....... they're all in lamb
.... POP to get them sheep back in, off our drive, if they're simply walked back.
Dunno WTF they ended up, this morning, but were back again by lunchtime, after I'd picked Clara up at 12.00.
Granny and her walked 'em back up the drive to me, at the waiting open gate and in they went, sweet as
.... thanked him for sorting the fence line and said I was pleased to report no more Houdinis, so far.got back home and **** me .... three of the buggers on the lawn!!!
'Fore Pam and I can get our wellies on to herd 'em back in to their field, through the gate on the side of our drive, I can hear this odd noise and look out to see 'em charging up the drive past the back door of the house
..... Look out the french windows onto the patio / lawn and there's Mrs Weird, from next door, at our fence line yelling and clapping at these three sheep - in our garden... had 'em real spooked ...... she really isn't a full picnic and pissed off indoors, as soon as she realised she'd been rumbled I'll ****ing spook her, if I catch her doin' it again
....... they're all in lamb .... POP to get them sheep back in, off our drive, if they're simply walked back.
Dunno WTF they ended up, this morning, but were back again by lunchtime, after I'd picked Clara up at 12.00.
Granny and her walked 'em back up the drive to me, at the waiting open gate and in they went, sweet as
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Stock
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Time for lamb stew..........................................
Cyberprog
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Or Curry...
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
two of 'em back again this morning ..... pissing down ATM so they've been having a good feed ... can not be arsed to move 'em ..... and hopefully, it's winding the **** into Mrs Weird
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