I challenge you to make me laugh.

TiltyShaun

TiltyShaun

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Employees don’t get to query there tax deduction and it is usually paid over once a month to HMRC.
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
Employees don’t get to query there tax deduction and it is usually paid over once a month to HMRC.
but don't pay the employer's contribution, which used to be nigh on double the employees's contribution, when I last did PAYE :oops::sneaky:
 
Routy56

Routy56

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Doesn't bother me,off to work for a big firm cis monday....but if it's like Euston,employee pays,employee/employer national insurance,apprentice levy?????gets holiday pay,but this comes from reduction in rate,
then get travel expense knocked off tax,bigger scam than cis imho
As an independent don't like CIS sites. They can't figure out how to my invoices as a self employed operator 🤣
 
Charlie

Charlie

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Can someone help me out please? I know King Henry VIII had 6 wives - There was
Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine
Parr but, for the life of me, I can’t remember the surname of the one called Jane

....See more
 
Routy56

Routy56

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Can someone help me out please? I know King Henry VIII had 6 wives - There was
Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine
Parr but, for the life of me, I can’t remember the surname of the one called Jane

....See more
Sharon is our historian “It’s Jane Seymour” 🥰
 
Lancs Lad

Lancs Lad

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Oh so much for "making Britain great" etc🤣

Ah I came to this thread needing a laugh tonight, had my fkkin fill of this covid shite, we've been in what's basically tier 3 lockdown since 7th Aug now here.🖕🖕
 
L

Lynchy

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Oh so much for "making Britain great" etc🤣

Ah I came to this thread needing a laugh tonight, had my fkkin fill of this covid shite, we've been in what's basically tier 3 lockdown since 7th Aug now here.🖕🖕
Yeah....but you know where the nacelle n blades will be made?not here
As you say so much for the green economy building back better lol
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
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"When interviewed the roro driver swore that he was aware of heights and had measured from the ground to the top of the dipper arm which was the highest point. It was 13ft 9".

When asked how he had got up so high to measure, had he used a ladder?
He said it was easy, he just hopped up on the side of the body, from where it was reasonably easy to stretch up to the top of the arm.

Copper said, hop? thats some serious hop!

No says driver, its only 3ft, a piece of piss when the bodies on the ground.
" :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
craig

craig

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Calling it a hook loader a low loader, is about as far away as you can get.
 
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