Jobs you don’t give a s**t about

doobin

doobin

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Shitty new build- check
Heavy clay and crap in a soaking wet garden- check
Idiot landscapers who call for a digger and driver- check
Fuckwit homeowner who just wants it level, piled up against the fence- check.
Smile sweetly and take the money. I’m so glad not to be buying a new build and having idiots like this as my neighbours as well as a crap house.
 

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Stubota86

Stubota86

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Shitty new build- check
Heavy clay and crap in a soaking wet garden- check
Idiot landscapers who call for a digger and driver- check
Fuckwit homeowner who just wants it level, piled up against the fence- check.
Smile sweetly and take the money. I’m so glad not to be buying a new build and having idiots like this as my neighbours as well as a crap house.

Bet he said something like: “would of done this myself but just haven’t got the time”
Normally that’s how the muppets introduce themselves
 
doobin

doobin

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I’m actually working for the landscapers. Who I’ve left trying to rake solid clay after trimming the membrane down with spades.

I present the polished turd. Grabbed my £200 and left sharpish before the neighbours notice the fence posts are all leaning towards them 😂
 

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V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
There is a bloke about 4 miles from us and his van has got 'youve tried the cowboys, now try the indians' on it. Makes me chuckle everytime i see him.
and is he a curry muncher, to boot :rolleyes::LOL:
 
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Brendan

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Had similar on Friday, although looks like you had a lot more soil, I had a tiny amount of sharp sand under the turf and barely 75mm if soil in places
Tried to tell the guy it's been hammering it down the day before, with more rain due on the day and it would be best to leave it couple of days.
He didn't want to listen all sticky clay and was a pain to try and level out. Managed to lower an area for decking, make a raised area, dig a trench for a small sleeper retaining wall and roughly level out the rest of the garden and to top it off half hour ish before I started to load the machine back it it twats it down again
 
JD450A

JD450A

Feral as Fk 🐾
Had similar on Friday, although looks like you had a lot more soil, I had a tiny amount of sharp sand under the turf and barely 75mm if soil in places
Tried to tell the guy it's been hammering it down the day before, with more rain due on the day and it would be best to leave it couple of days.
He didn't want to listen all sticky clay and was a pain to try and level out. Managed to lower an area for decking, make a raised area, dig a trench for a small sleeper retaining wall and roughly level out the rest of the garden and to top it off half hour ish before I started to load the machine back it it twats it down again
"it will be fine, I will rake it when it drys up" 😂

Most hateful day I had ever was a twat who we had priced the job for previously..... He then decided to use someone else supposedly as he needed a couple "Other things" doing...... then a builder I do work for asked us to go there.

Transpired the man who was going there (who I know), did'nt own a machine, Ramps, or have anyway of getting a hired machine up on the retaining wall....

Spent the day doing a nice job only to be asked right at the end to skim the topsoil off the top corner to fill the bottom........ :( so I did it never to return!
 
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