The 'Today's Job' thread

[Lancs Lad]

Careful with that. My Navara got to the screeching stage and tiny bits of hot metal flakes from the discs embedded themselves into the paintwork behind the offending wheel. Only found out when I was cleaning it and thought what the hell are these little flecks of rust over the paint and running board

Must sort TBF. No trips over Dartmoor any time soon afaik

 

[Canal Navvy]

Biggest issue is southerners confusing us with the folk from the wrong side of the hill.

We can actually tell the difference, we just like annoying you ......
.... works well with the Aussies & Kiwis too
Even I'm not mean enough to call a Canadian a yank these days.....
.. there are limits

 

[Storrsy]

We can actually tell the difference, we just like annoying you ......
.... works well with the Aussies & Kiwis too
Even I'm not mean enough to call a Canadian a yank these days.....
.. there are limits

And if your from Sweden you can also possibly be from Norway, Finland and sometimes even Switzerland according to the real thickos

 

[Gecko]

.... works well with the Aussies & Kiwis too
Even I'm not mean enough to call a Canadian a yank these days.....

A very close parallel.
If you call an american, canadian or an Aussi, a new zelander, they will be mildly amused, but not overly offended.
Call a canadian, american and they might become impolite.
Call a new zelander, australian, they are likely to do the huka and make a boat from your skin.

 

[Furniss]

Biggest issue is southerners confusing us with the folk from the wrong side of the hill.

i would see that as a result from your shoes

 

[Smiffy]

A very close parallel.
If you call an american, canadian or an Aussi, a new zelander, they will be mildly amused, but not overly offended.
Call a canadian, american and they might become impolite.
Call a new zelander, australian, they are likely to do the huka and make a boat from your skin.

Kiwis are just Aussies that learnt to swim

 

[Gecko]

Kiwis are just Aussies that learnt to swim

If you value you life, you'll never say that to a kiwi.

When Oz was a penal colony, the second worst punishment for misbehaving convicts was to be sent to Norfolk Island (british equivalent to the french Devils Island (see: Papillon)). Except it's a 1000 miles from anywhere.
The worst punishment was to be dropped off on the coast of new zealand, and set free.

 

[Smiffy]

If you value you life, you'll never say that to a kiwi.


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I had a kiwi girlfriend and would regularly tell her it. On a side note all there is to do in rural New Zealand is drink and root. And the women are incredibly good at both.

 

[V8Druid]

Kiwis are just Aussies that learnt to swim

's what we say about Bristolians, etc.

 

[DaveDCB]

's what we say about Bristolians, etc.

Except I doubt they can swim

 

[doobin]

Except I doubt they can swim

Would have thought theyd be good at it with their webbed feet....