may have mentioned this one before ....
friend used to run heavy haulage yard.
had one of his vehicles pull in the yard one evening (I happened to be there having a cuppa,
en route home)
big tranny on a low loader .. driver was up on it checking all his chains, etc., came into Dicky's office and said "
you'd better come and have a look at this boss "
Climbed up onto the load and in the well on top of this big tranny were a couple of dozen rivet heads - big ones, like 40mm dia. mushroom heads !!

(and all over the bed too, on closer inspection)

Planned route for the load, so somewhere on the route was a
gnat's nadger bridge with several dozen rivets, missing their heads.
Never followed it up - too much grief/effort/possible tish, even though it'd been a planned and agreed route and as far as I know sod all has ever fallen down ........
But!!



