I challenge you to make me laugh.

[Gecko]

Can you spot the error?

From: The Full Monty

Dave:
[When presented with the first images of "Flashdance"] Hey, what's this? I didn't go on the nick in Asda for some chuffin' women's DYI video!
Gaz:
It's "Flashdance", Dave. She's a welder, isn't she!
Dave:
A welder? Well, I hope she dances better than she welds! I mean, look at that - her mix is all to cock!
Dave:
Shut up, Dave. What the f*** do you know about welding, anyway?
Dave:
More than some chuffin' woman! Arh, it's like Bonfire Night! That's too much acetylene, is that! Them joints will hold f*** all!
Gerald:
Arh, for Christ's sake, Dave. We're looking for dancing, aren't we!
Gaz:
He's got the hump about Asda!

Now watch the scene

 

[kabin man]

Fair play..

 

[V8Druid]

Fair play..

could've given him a proper ride - in a Thwaites ...... but as said -- fair play

my friend Martin, timber man all his life, arrived in style too (for those that don't recall/ain't seen it ) ... and 'offed' with a Cranab

 

[Gecko]

Bride and groom rode in a car, but the procession was ....

 

[Furniss]

We were talking about dying and what you want doing at a resto one night and my old man said he wanted blowing up out in the middle of a field so nodoby has to fuss with coffins and such !

 

[V8Druid]

I'm seriously donating my corpse to medical science ... have such a rare disease, plus a couple of other issues that are almost as rare, they may well jump at it -- job done

 

[V8Druid]

We were talking about dying and what you want doing at a resto one night and my old man said he wanted blowing up out in the middle of a field so nodoby has to fuss with coffins and such !

job for @Rob65

 

[Furniss]

job for @Rob65

Too late unfortunately but yeah in reality it would take some organising !

 

[Rob65]

job for @Rob65

Can’t imagine what the EA would have to say about spreading bits of body around the place.

 

[V8Druid]

I'm seriously donating my corpse to medical science ... have such a rare disease, plus a couple of other issues that are almost as rare, they may well jump at it -- job done

ooops ... left a word out of that post " I'm seriously considering/intending donating my corpse to medical science " same thing but not yet organised

 

[Gecko]

donating my corpse to medical science

Even when you donate you body, when the tests are done / samples taken, the corpse is normally returned for a funeral

 

[V8Druid]

Even when you donate you body, when the tests are done / samples taken, the corpse is normally returned for a funeral

even if it's been used in anatomy dissections, etc.? .... will have to find out

 

[Gecko]

even if it's been used in anatomy dissections, etc.? .... will have to find out

Yes (if they want it!!)
You can donate: organs, body, brain and "tissue" - all treated separately.

https://content.hta.gov.uk/sites/default/files/2023-01/HTA%20Donation%20Pack%20Nov%2015.pdf

(page 5)

 

[V8Druid]

Yes (if they want it!!)
You can donate: organs, body, brain and "tissue" - all treated separately.

https://content.hta.gov.uk/sites/default/files/2023-01/HTA%20Donation%20Pack%20Nov%2015.pdf

(page 5)

cheers - interesting read .... " Medical schools will usually arrange for donated bodies to be cremated, unless the family requests the return of the body for a private burial or cremation " as said - job done

 

[kabin man]

Just come out of walmart. Big tex and his mrs took up 10 spaces for quick shop. Legendary dont give a s**t

 

[bobthebuilder]

even if it's been used in anatomy dissections, etc.? .... will have to find out

bet they find its a strange goldy brown colour inside

 

[Left hooker]

bet they find its a strange goldy brown colour inside

Probably in the lungs

 

[topkit]

 

[kabin man]

 

[doobin]

Came up on Facebook. What a joke. £14 an hour to work away from home four nights a week.

f****ng farmers.