The 'Today's Job' thread

JerryRtilt

JerryRtilt

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Im not suprised at all, its saving lots of time and making life easy (just as well as as im walking wounded with a broken rib 2 days ago)
An interesting side effect I hadnt considered is the banksman roll (unless watching for something) is a bit redundant, suppose it will take a month or so for things to settle down into a rhythm again and and people knowing where to be and what to be doing when,it puts pressure on the banksman/woman (labourer) to be productive in other ways, leaning on the shovel is over šŸ˜€
Its worked out well for me as the old boy that works for me was starting to struggle, no chance of finding a decent replacement, so i can often get him doing something he can manage, or he just has it a bit easier, only trouble is when he feels he needs to do a bit and just gets in the bloody way :ROFLMAO: .
Without the tilty i would be struggling now.
 
doobin

doobin

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Nightmare journey to Hull yesterday to collect this from the docks. Truck started dying around Lincolnshire, luckily I was on the A15 behind tractors! Limped into Scunthorpe with a hunch that it was the fuel filter. Stroke of luck- RAC bloke outside EuroParts. Bunged him £20 to read the code- yup, large fuel leak. That nearly always means blocked filter on these Mazda based rangers. Euro parts had the filter- but no spanners. Off I go to Halfords (heavy traffic, towing an 18 foot tri axle) and am relieved of £87 for a full set of ratchet spanners (might as well make it worth the trip). Parked across eight bays- from looking around at other customers you need three for a Honda Civic with bodykit so fair enough I thought.



The CCTV footage from Morrisons would be worth a laugh. I pulled in blocking four pumps with the trailer and truck to give room to get out again. Popped my card into the pump, jammed the nozzle in the filler and held it on with my keys. Popped the bonnet, did the worlds fastest filter removal (nearly s**t myself when at first I couldn’t get the water drain out, realising I had no large grips) and then primed the new filter from the pump. Stuck it back in, started her up and then held it at 3k until I dared let off lest it all need bleeding leaving me stuck there!



Set off to the docks through snails pace traffic. She was better but still threw an error and switched off if you put your foot down more than a smidge. By now I was determined to at least pick the machine up, reasoning that if I had to be recovered I should at least have a full trailer and get my money’s worth/save doing the whole trip again). Got to the docks, had to beg to be let in as had no ID- I’d asked Finnlines directly if I needed any and they said no! Then sat in the wrong lorry queue for ten minutes until a friendly driver pointed out my error. Very friendly people up North, I must say. I liked it. Nobody here down South would have let me out of the industrial estate, waiting will there was space to fit the trailer too. They were all a bit pasty/unhealthy looking though, but that might just be Hull.



I was dreading the drive back with a poorly truck, driving on 1/4 throttle. The tuning chip gives me impressive torque at low throttle however, so I was able to get moving. It seemed to start to improve on the journey- I wasn’t daring to give it too much but she was happily motoring along at 55/60. As I got close to home I gave it even more throttle and she seemed OK- got to clear to codes and test properly (with mates recovery on standby!) but hopefully she’s OK now.



The damn thing would not strap properly! Despite using 8 straps, pulling fore and aft on both ā€˜halves’ of the machine, they constantly came loose and I couldn’t work out why. Yet another friendly Hull boy racer shouted across that they were loose whilst at the Humber tollbooth. Ten miles on, loose again. Frequent stops in motorway HGV parks ensued, and on one stop I decided to check the Bluetooth trailer lights. I was aware that I’d be running close to the battery life, so had brought a charger cable. I’ve got two sets from the same company- one is bluetooth trailer lights, the other battery magnetic warning flashers. Both very very handy. Sure enough, the lights were dead. I had a few hours of daylight, so I figured I’d charge them for a couple of hours and then reattach. My rosy optimism as instantly replaced by calculations of how far I could get before dark when I realised that… the chargers are different! One mini USB, the other round jackleg. Guess which I had? f**k!

Midway to the next services, I had a brainwave. Pulled over, used my side cutters to cut into the dodgy trailer wiring and connected the jump pack to the brown/black and earth to white. Result! Full ring of lighting. No indicators but that’ll do!


Rest of the journey was smooth (well it felt smooth, I was nearly asleep) except when I got to the A34/272 junction and all the M3 traffic had been diverted onto the same roundabout. Absolutely chocka. Cost me anther twenty minutes. The truck is rattling like I’ve never heard before, but im pretty sure it’s just the side steps. Left at 5am, got back at 10PM. I really don’t want to do that again in a hurry.

This morning I had a play on the Log Bullet. Was congratulating myself on how intuitively I was operating it. Tucked the grapple in, set off across the field to try it on the timber stack only to find out that it had slipped sideways due to not stowing it properly (should have read the manual first) and knocked both grab pipes off….
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William127

William127

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Nightmare journey to Hull yesterday to collect this from the docks. Truck started dying around Lincolnshire, luckily I was on the A15 behind tractors! Limped into Scunthorpe with a hunch that it was the fuel filter. Stroke of luck- RAC bloke outside EuroParts. Bunged him £20 to read the code- yup, large fuel leak. That nearly always means blocked filter on these Mazda based rangers. Euro parts had the filter- but no spanners. Off I go to Halfords (heavy traffic, towing an 18 foot tri axle) and am relieved of £87 for a full set of ratchet spanners (might as well make it worth the trip). Parked across eight bays- from looking around at other customers you need three for a Honda Civic with bodykit so fair enough I thought.



The CCTV footage from Morrisons would be worth a laugh. I pulled in blocking four pumps with the trailer and truck to give room to get out again. Popped my card into the pump, jammed the nozzle in the filler and held it on with my keys. Popped the bonnet, did the worlds fastest filter removal (nearly s**t myself when at first I couldn’t get the water drain out, realising I had no large grips) and then primed the new filter from the pump. Stuck it back in, started her up and then held it at 3k until I dared let off lest it all need bleeding leaving me stuck there!



Set off to the docks through snails pace traffic. She was better but still threw an error and switched off if you put your foot down more than a smidge. By now I was determined to at least pick the machine up, reasoning that if I had to be recovered I should at least have a full trailer and get my money’s worth/save doing the whole trip again). Got to the docks, had to beg to be let in as had no ID- I’d asked Finnlines directly if I needed any and they said no! Then sat in the wrong lorry queue for ten minutes until a friendly driver pointed out my error. Very friendly people up North, I must say. I liked it. Nobody here down South would have let me out of the industrial estate, waiting will there was space to fit the trailer too. They were all a bit pasty/unhealthy looking though, but that might just be Hull.



I was dreading the drive back with a poorly truck, driving on 1/4 throttle. The tuning chip gives me impressive torque at low throttle however, so I was able to get moving. It seemed to start to improve on the journey- I wasn’t daring to give it too much but she was happily motoring along at 55/60. As I got close to home I gave it even more throttle and she seemed OK- got to clear to codes and test properly (with mates recovery on standby!) but hopefully she’s OK now.



The damn thing would not strap properly! Despite using 8 straps, pulling fore and aft on both ā€˜halves’ of the machine, they constantly came loose and I couldn’t work out why. Yet another friendly Hull boy racer shouted across that they were loose whilst at the Humber tollbooth. Ten miles on, loose again. Frequent stops in motorway HGV parks ensued, and on one stop I decided to check the Bluetooth trailer lights. I was aware that I’d be running close to the battery life, so had brought a charger cable. I’ve got two sets from the same company- one is bluetooth trailer lights, the other battery magnetic warning flashers. Both very very handy. Sure enough, the lights were dead. I had a few hours of daylight, so I figured I’d charge them for a couple of hours and then reattach. My rosy optimism as instantly replaced by calculations of how far I could get before dark when I realised that… the chargers are different! One mini USB, the other round jackleg. Guess which I had? f**k!

Midway to the next services, I had a brainwave. Pulled over, used my side cutters to cut into the dodgy trailer wiring and connected the jump pack to the brown/black and earth to white. Result! Full ring of lighting. No indicators but that’ll do!


Rest of the journey was smooth (well it felt smooth, I was nearly asleep) except when I got to the A34/272 junction and all the M3 traffic had been diverted onto the same roundabout. Absolutely chocka. Cost me anther twenty minutes. The truck is rattling like I’ve never heard before, but im pretty sure it’s just the side steps. Left at 5am, got back at 10PM. I really don’t want to do that again in a hurry.

This morning I had a play on the Log Bullet. Was congratulating myself on how intuitively I was operating it. Tucked the grapple in, set off across the field to try it on the timber stack only to find out that it had slipped sideways due to not stowing it properly (should have read the manual first) and knocked both grab pipes off….
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Bloody hell sounds like one of my days! Still, what a machine to end up with after it all šŸ‘ šŸ‘
 
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Smiffy

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Nightmare journey to Hull yesterday to collect this from the docks. Truck started dying around Lincolnshire, luckily I was on the A15 behind tractors! Limped into Scunthorpe with a hunch that it was the fuel filter. Stroke of luck- RAC bloke outside EuroParts. Bunged him £20 to read the code- yup, large fuel leak. That nearly always means blocked filter on these Mazda based rangers. Euro parts had the filter- but no spanners. Off I go to Halfords (heavy traffic, towing an 18 foot tri axle) and am relieved of £87 for a full set of ratchet spanners (might as well make it worth the trip). Parked across eight bays- from looking around at other customers you need three for a Honda Civic with bodykit so fair enough I thought.



The CCTV footage from Morrisons would be worth a laugh. I pulled in blocking four pumps with the trailer and truck to give room to get out again. Popped my card into the pump, jammed the nozzle in the filler and held it on with my keys. Popped the bonnet, did the worlds fastest filter removal (nearly s**t myself when at first I couldn’t get the water drain out, realising I had no large grips) and then primed the new filter from the pump. Stuck it back in, started her up and then held it at 3k until I dared let off lest it all need bleeding leaving me stuck there!



Set off to the docks through snails pace traffic. She was better but still threw an error and switched off if you put your foot down more than a smidge. By now I was determined to at least pick the machine up, reasoning that if I had to be recovered I should at least have a full trailer and get my money’s worth/save doing the whole trip again). Got to the docks, had to beg to be let in as had no ID- I’d asked Finnlines directly if I needed any and they said no! Then sat in the wrong lorry queue for ten minutes until a friendly driver pointed out my error. Very friendly people up North, I must say. I liked it. Nobody here down South would have let me out of the industrial estate, waiting will there was space to fit the trailer too. They were all a bit pasty/unhealthy looking though, but that might just be Hull.



I was dreading the drive back with a poorly truck, driving on 1/4 throttle. The tuning chip gives me impressive torque at low throttle however, so I was able to get moving. It seemed to start to improve on the journey- I wasn’t daring to give it too much but she was happily motoring along at 55/60. As I got close to home I gave it even more throttle and she seemed OK- got to clear to codes and test properly (with mates recovery on standby!) but hopefully she’s OK now.



The damn thing would not strap properly! Despite using 8 straps, pulling fore and aft on both ā€˜halves’ of the machine, they constantly came loose and I couldn’t work out why. Yet another friendly Hull boy racer shouted across that they were loose whilst at the Humber tollbooth. Ten miles on, loose again. Frequent stops in motorway HGV parks ensued, and on one stop I decided to check the Bluetooth trailer lights. I was aware that I’d be running close to the battery life, so had brought a charger cable. I’ve got two sets from the same company- one is bluetooth trailer lights, the other battery magnetic warning flashers. Both very very handy. Sure enough, the lights were dead. I had a few hours of daylight, so I figured I’d charge them for a couple of hours and then reattach. My rosy optimism as instantly replaced by calculations of how far I could get before dark when I realised that… the chargers are different! One mini USB, the other round jackleg. Guess which I had? f**k!

Midway to the next services, I had a brainwave. Pulled over, used my side cutters to cut into the dodgy trailer wiring and connected the jump pack to the brown/black and earth to white. Result! Full ring of lighting. No indicators but that’ll do!


Rest of the journey was smooth (well it felt smooth, I was nearly asleep) except when I got to the A34/272 junction and all the M3 traffic had been diverted onto the same roundabout. Absolutely chocka. Cost me anther twenty minutes. The truck is rattling like I’ve never heard before, but im pretty sure it’s just the side steps. Left at 5am, got back at 10PM. I really don’t want to do that again in a hurry.

This morning I had a play on the Log Bullet. Was congratulating myself on how intuitively I was operating it. Tucked the grapple in, set off across the field to try it on the timber stack only to find out that it had slipped sideways due to not stowing it properly (should have read the manual first) and knocked both grab pipes off….
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How come you went for a dedicated forwarder and not a timber trailer for the alpine ??
 
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Stroppymonkey

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Went to grab my plant trailer from farm in the Dmax and realised hitchlock keys were 12 miles away in the Transit, was on a tight schedule so 60 seconds with a claw hammer and I was in, disappointed with how s**t this lock is! If I'd had a decent prybar and a practice I think 15 seconds would be enough to remove. Any suggestions for a worthwhile hitch lock? I have to use them for fleet traiker insurance.. but I'd quite like one that works!
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Stroppymonkey

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I use a ā€œstrongholdā€ one like this on my Ifor, not sure if they fit others.

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I’ll try one. My crane trailer is hard to pinch as I always drop the legs down when stored .. but my plant trailer with micro and muck truck and buckets and whacker and pecker and Auger represents nearly Ā£30K + vat and I’d quite like to make it a little bit more secure …
 
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Smiffy

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I’ll try one. My crane trailer is hard to pinch as I always drop the legs down when stored .. but my plant trailer with micro and muck truck and buckets and whacker and pecker and Auger represents nearly Ā£30K + vat and I’d quite like to make it a little bit more secure …

Best way is fabricate your own setup. Then they can't practice before hand
 
Lancs Lad

Lancs Lad

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Went to grab my plant trailer from farm in the Dmax and realised hitchlock keys were 12 miles away in the Transit, was on a tight schedule so 60 seconds with a claw hammer and I was in, disappointed with how s**t this lock is! If I'd had a decent prybar and a practice I think 15 seconds would be enough to remove. Any suggestions for a worthwhile hitch lock? I have to use them for fleet traiker insurance.. but I'd quite like one that works!
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I've always used bulldog...certainly looks a lot heavier guage than that thing 😳
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
I’ll try one. My crane trailer is hard to pinch as I always drop the legs down when stored .. but my plant trailer with micro and muck truck and buckets and whacker and pecker and Auger represents nearly Ā£30K + vat and I’d quite like to make it a little bit more secure …
I use a ā€œstrongholdā€ one like this on my Ifor, not sure if they fit others.

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trouble with all of this style of lock is it only take two bolts to remove the hitch head from the tube and replace with whatever yer brung :rolleyes::(
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Monkeybusiness

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Because the FETF grant was 3k for a trailer or 25k for a mini forwarder šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø plus an alpine and trailer is hard work anywhere but on the flat.
Ā£25k of free dosh towards that?!!!!
Wowsers, that’s some mega paperwork boxticking effort, total no brainer, what a great result!
(I’d never heard of that grant, that’s insane!).
 
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