Bri963
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Probably refused to turn right
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
must've been that tw*t who kept reversing into my fence at my yard then
Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer prangs HGV while reversing
The Labour leader was at a logistics training academy in Oldham when he was invited to reverse an HGV as the media watched on.news.sky.com
put a row of concrete test weights out there against the kerb .... used to stop 'em with a bang ....
council used to complain about them, and were told when they stopped the ****ing lorries reversing into my fence - i'd move them
Left hooker
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
TiltyShaun
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V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
better get Squeak booked in on a course ... fund his own Whiskas (and Elmlea addiction)
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Brendan
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Lancs Lad
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V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
Lancs Lad
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I stand by my word
a lad had one in my class....FFS it was the future .It probably hardly did more than tell the time
Gecko
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Grahams
Don't complain - suggest what's better
Same here, one lad had one and it was fantastic - the future right there in front of you. Great trust in science solving all our problems, flying cars, living in space and here we are now. What a let down.I stand by my word
It probably hardly did more than tell the time
I know things have improved a lot, we didn't have proper heating or double glassing so ice on the inside of the windows all winter and things like food and eating out are so cheap in comparison. If you told someone then that huge numbers of people would stop on their way to work to buy take away coffee they would have said you and they were mad.
Gecko
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when you have a semi-hardwood
Bob
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Lancs Lad
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Saw a Ford Probe the other day ...
Man they were cool.
Bucket on wheels
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pettsy
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Smiffy
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Others might have seen this.
HS2 topping fields
HS2 topping fields
TiltyShaun
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And we wonder why it blows the budget!!
Lancs Lad
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Went in and out of Euston today...never seen so many machines crammed into such a faffy looking site before. Some serious amount of piling stuff going on there and horizontal drilling for shoring.
Bucket on wheels
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