I challenge you to make me laugh.

Left hooker

Left hooker

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When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
 
Left hooker

Left hooker

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A wife sent her husband this picture and the message said "Come home early, I've got a surprise for you"...
So he raced home, almost crashing the car thinking he was about to get lucky,
only to find that she'd just adopted a black cat ...

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V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
J

Jimoz

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private property ..... gonna be a civil action if the driver dares pursue it .... plod is not gonna wanna know :giggle::giggle:
Really. I'd be chuffed if that is the case but seen enough of the anti hunt brigade winding up the farmers then seeing them prosecuted if they touch one
 
Lancs Lad

Lancs Lad

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The "you can't touch me I know my rights brigade..." Has been offended 👏👏👏👌👌
 
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