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Flying Torquewrench

Flying Torquewrench

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This is what you get when a council is trying to be smart. 😂😂
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V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
Vicki was the victim of a similar 'crater' a few years back ... totally destroyed her N/S/F wheel ... lucky not to wreck the suspension ... I went out to her, about 8 miles away in Herefordshire to sort out the car and distraught step-daughter ... crater was over a metre long x 600mm wide and 120mm deep ... documented it clearly ... wrote to HCC who then spent over 6 months denying it's existence, despite clear visual evidence .... they employ a firm of solicitors to deal with all the claims ..... sent us badly doctored paperwork, detailing inspection and maintenance schedules in support of their claim that it didn't exist ... blatant cut/paste docs where margins/boxes didn't line up and sentences started and ended randomly. ........ all I wanted was the cost of the tyre and ali rim, which I'd already replaced !
It all went quiet when I put in for all of their paperwork, verbatim, for a period of 3 weeks, a week either side of their supposed report, in an FOI act request.
never got it and just got fed up of wasting my life chasing a hundred quid, when I had plenty of other things to do.
In hindsight i should've persisted and then given their spurious documentary evidence of the non-existence of the crater, that i had photographic evidence of, to the press.
What annoyed me most was that anyone on a motor bike could've died if they'd hit it ... right in the ride line ... on a bend so virtually unavoidable once committed. Would've written the Wing off if I'd found it unexpectedly!!

Several months later 'Hamster' (Richard Hammond) who lives not far from where this all occurred was brought off his siccle by a similar crater ..... and the 'stink' made national news. :rolleyes:
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
pettsy

pettsy

Well-known member
When the trailer breaks down 🤣

 
Left hooker

Left hooker

Well-known member
A man received an e-mail from his neighbour:
"Sorry Jim, but I have been using your wife... day and night whenever you're not at home. In fact, probably more than you. I'm confessing now because I feel really guilty.
I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies. I will ask your permission in the future.

Upon reading this, Jim gets his gun and without uttering a word he shoots his wife.
A few minutes later he received another e-mail:

"Sorry Jim: I meant 'wifi,' not 'wife.' "
 
Left hooker

Left hooker

Well-known member
While Arthur was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica ..
for the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting Sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering,
"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied,
"If you were better looking it would lift itself."
 
GazCro

GazCro

Well-known member
Mate of mine has an Enstrom 480 and his running costs without his time are about £400/hour.
Rumoured to cost several thousands an hour for the helicopter (i was told 10k an hour but i think that may be ott).
 
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