I challenge you to make me laugh.

[Left hooker]

A teacher asks the children to discuss what their fathers do for a living.

Little Mary says, "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."
Little Jack says, "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."

All the kids in the class have their turn except Little Johnny.
Teacher asks, "Johnny, what does your Dad do?"

Johnny says, "My Dad is dead."
"I'm sorry to hear that, what did he do before he died?"
"He turned blue and shat on the carpet."

 

[Left hooker]

 

[V8Druid]

Teacher taking the register, comes to 'little Johnny' ....
"where were you yesterday Johnny?"
"couldn't get to school yesterday Miss, my dad got burnt "
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that Johnny, is he going to be OK?"
" not really, they don't f**k about down at that crematorium Miss"

 

[Left hooker]

One for you @V8Druid

 

[V8Druid]

One for you @V8Druid

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[Left hooker]

The brothel near me has shut down because of covid.
There's a sign on the door saying "BEAT IT ,WE'RE CLOSED"

 

[Gecko]

 

[doobin]

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I think you must mean Land Rover?

 

[Gecko]

I think you must mean Land Rover?

I'll take your word for it. It's not from an FJ40 or 60 series, but not from a series landrover either.

I thought the real problem was that it should have been in the recycle bin!

 

[doobin]

I'll take your word for it. It's not from an FJ40 or 60 series, but not from a series landrover either.

I thought the real problem was that it should have been in the recycle bin!

I was joking, a Land Cruiser wouldn't have broken....

 

[Gecko]

I was joking, a Land Cruiser wouldn't have broken....

It'd be nice to think so, but I've seen an FJ45 spit gear teeth through the case.
The owner had been told the bearings were getting past it, but he attempted one more inland trip before a rebuild.

To be fair, the remaining bent teeth were snapped off with a cold chisel, the holes in the case were patched with epoxy and it made it the last 2500km home (there was nothing salvageable in the transfer case)

 

[fred]

 

[fred]

 

[fred]

 

[fred]

 

[Flying Torquewrench]

The only person who can sort this mess out!

 

[Flying Torquewrench]

 

[Gecko]

I think Opra got the interview because Jerry Springer wasn't available turned them down.

 

[pettsy]

 

[Lancs Lad]

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What a load of ratshit....leave the family and fk off if u want to....but no let's cash in on it ...Muppet.