V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
JD450A
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Bucket on wheels
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They say that Christmas last til Easter so here You Go 
Bucket on wheels
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Gecko
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Yep - we've all had 'that' conversation 
Flying Torquewrench
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TiltyShaun
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That is not a truck. It is an original discovery 1 untouched by any rust treatment
Gecko
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Gecko
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Fuel Injection
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Brendan
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Flying Torquewrench
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Lancs Lad
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V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
fair size tool that with twin dipper rams ...... doesn't look in the greatest place to deal with either ....... at least one bit's the right way up
Flying Torquewrench
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A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the
lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young
lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she
had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to
maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
"let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming"
He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him,
"what would you say is my best feature"?
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked,
"It's got to be your ears"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked "my ears"?
"Look at these breasts, they are full and 100% natural I work out
every day, my butt is firm and smooth, look at my skin - no blemishes
anywhere."
"How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered...
"Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young
lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she
had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to
maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
"let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming"
He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door and leaned against
it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him,
"what would you say is my best feature"?
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked,
"It's got to be your ears"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked "my ears"?
"Look at these breasts, they are full and 100% natural I work out
every day, my butt is firm and smooth, look at my skin - no blemishes
anywhere."
"How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered...
"Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
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Lynchy
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Lancs Lad
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you're not allowed to share this stuff!
Flying Torquewrench
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An 89-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 89-year-old said, "things are great, and I've never felt better! I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that, doc?"The doctor considered the question for a minute, and then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he left his gun at home, and so, he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it was his favorite hunting rifle, and yelled 'bang bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell dead."
"Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old replied, "logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a few rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "my point exactly”.
Left hooker
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Paddy goes into a Dublin Florist shop and says,
"I would like to buy a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend".
The florist looked at him and said, "Certainly Sir, what is it you're after?"
"A f**k ", Paddy replies.
"I would like to buy a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend".
The florist looked at him and said, "Certainly Sir, what is it you're after?"
"A f**k ", Paddy replies.
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