I challenge you to make me laugh.

[Randla]

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I remember attending a talk many years ago where a senior manager from BT started his presentation by saying he had been described as an expert in something or other. He then went on to deconstruct the term as follows:

Ex: A hasbeen
(s)pert: A drip under pressure

It's shaped my views on quite a few people in the intervening years

 

[Gecko]

 

[Gecko]

[True story - happened this morning]

I was under my (dads) car replacing the suspension bushes when a visitor (only know her by name) asked:
"Are you a mechanic or do you know what you are doing?"

 

[Lancs Lad]

8 year old caught carrying a bucket of river gravel into his bedroom!
Turns out he had an ag contractor hauling for him as well

 

[Canal Navvy]

Bet he's running on Ribena

 

[Lancs Lad]

Ok think this is the best place for it..just been sent this:

Wtf.

 

[Routy56]

Who remembers Ladybird books

No doubt members of this forum have been making sure they have got enough supplies

 

[pettsy]

Ok think this is the best place for it..just been sent this:
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Wtf.

Was a machinery dealer iirc! Another gem....

 

[V8Druid]

Was a machinery dealer iirc! Another gem....

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WTF is that tractor worth ...... and he's two lashing eyes holding it on, which must be working ****ing hard and cheap skate transporting it like that ...... deserves to lose it ....... and his license ........ *rick ..... that's gotta be all of 4+t

 

[craig]

It`s properly one of the ones I`ve priced to move, to be told I`m too expensive, and they`ve got a mate who will do it cheap

 

[Lancs Lad]

Was a machinery dealer iirc! Another gem....

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Imagine trying to accelerate...them things are shite let alone with upteen tonne of JD jossling your arse.

 

[Quattromike]

Imagine trying to accelerate...them things are shite let alone with upteen tonne of JD jossling your arse.

Tbf it looks like he has the nose weight of the trailer pretty good when moving but can imagine when braking the trailer brakes pulling the arse off the car

 

[V8Druid]

https://www.facebook.com/ djmaleko/videos/1225784921094629/

can't get the direct link sadly .. quite clever
"Someone made a video of bats upside down, and it looks like a goth nightclub.… "

 

[Gecko]

 

[V8Druid]

did you know ........
"there are only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips ..... Las Vegas ... & Merthyr"

 

[Gecko]

 

[Gecko]

 

[Bob]

just so you know the right position when you go dogging tonight

 

[Gecko]

 

[Lancs Lad]

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I think you'll find he's still kicking ass after November.