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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and
hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an
embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist
suggested I do 'something sexy to a tractor'."
Don't make me come splain this to you! ---Read the last line again,
slowly--out loud.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and
hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an
embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist
suggested I do 'something sexy to a tractor'."
Don't make me come splain this to you! ---Read the last line again,
slowly--out loud.
Bucket on wheels
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Gecko
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Don't know what is happening in the UK, but supermarkets in Oz are running short on dunny paper as people stock up should home quarantine become necessary.
To make your dunny paper go further, this vid shows you how to wipe your ass with only one piece.
To make your dunny paper go further, this vid shows you how to wipe your ass with only one piece.
V8Druid
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so that's why there's no ****ing bog roll, anywhere to be found
... usually keep a decent stock, as we only shop once every few weeks ..." f*** that for a game of soldiers " 
doobin
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I have ample blue industrial roll.... for man size tasks!so that's why there's no ****ing bog roll, anywhere to be found
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Love it funny as
Grahams
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I looked at the picture before reading the caption - nearly spat my coffee all over the screen
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fred
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V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
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V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
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