Lancs Lad
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Years ago I was in back end of east Yorkshire somewhere and came a across a proper arch across the road with you are entering some English nation. And huge signs and stuff saying English only spoken beyond this point etc . Flags and stuff. It was ace never found out where it was just went belting through before says of phones etc .
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BREAKING NEWS!
Winchcombe farmer officially declares his fields an independent sovereign nation.
A local farmer who became sick and tired of people trampling crops, letting dogs off leads in fields with livestock, and other forms of “cuntery”from the general public, has declared his two fields an independent sovereign nation.
The farmer, Mr Ivor Lamb, told The Warbler, “I’m sick to the back teeth of these f**k-witted, brain dead, self-centred, pillocking jeb ends coming into my field without any understanding of the countryside code - just the other day, some bunch of noncey looking city dwellers went through all my fields, left gates open which resulted in cows and sheep mixing together and now I have to f****ng figure out what the f**k to do with the Shcows I’ll get in the spring time!
They didn’t stick to the footpaths, left dog s**t bags hanging off gate posts “oooh I’ll pick them up on the way back” will they f**k as like!”
“I supposed at least they didn’t let their ‘dogs’ run riot among the sheep, but that was only because they were carrying their f****ng ‘dogs’ in f****ng Gucci handbags!”
“So,” he continued, “if the UK can leave the EU, then I’m f***ed if I’m staying in the UK - especially after how the governments are constantly shafting hard working farmers - so I’ve set up my own sovereign nation, Fuckoffistan - where everyone can just f**k right off - especially rambling wankers from the smoke. *****!”
