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Maxus

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Lancs Lad

Lancs Lad

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Just had a local groundworks lad in. Running a site for the big lads...
Orange his vis. Big letters on back "no dumpers on spoil piles" and a load of fluff about safety etc.
How have we got to that 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait a minute let me just read your hivis for instructions. Extinction can't be far off
 
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6feetdown

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Just had a local groundworks lad in. Running a site for the big lads...
Orange his vis. Big letters on back "no dumpers on spoil piles" and a load of fluff about safety etc.
How have we got to that 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait a minute let me just read your hivis for instructions. Extinction can't be far off
Funny enough seen a boy i know working for a big outfit yesterday.
I said to him f**k me are you being sponsored with all the badges and stickers on your top
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
Why Teachers DRINK
The following questions were set in last years examination in Wick high school .
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)

Q. Name the four seasons
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q. How is dew formed ?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on ?
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections ?
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q. What are steroids ?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs ..
(Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q... What happens to your body as you age ?
A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty ?
A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
(So true)
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A.. Premature death.
Q. What is artificial insemination ?
A... When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour ?
A.. Keep it in the cow.
(Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen) ?
A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U (wtf!)
Q. What is the fibula ?
A.. A small lie.
Q. What does 'varicose' mean ?
A.. Nearby.
Q. What is the most common form of birth control ?
A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome .
Q. What is a seizure ?
A.. A Roman Emperor.
(Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness ?
A. When you are sick at the airport.
( Irrefutable)
Q. What does the word ' benign' mean ?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight .
(brilliant) .
Q. What is a turbine ?
A.. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his nappy and wraps it around his head.
Soon they will vote...!

God help us :cry::cry::cry::cry:
 
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