" Justice has been served!
There's been some scumbag called Callum known as Cal going round breaking into people's houses near me for months but the police couldn't f****ng catch the ****! The weirdest thing about it all is he was breaking into people's houses and ruining their washing machines by putting bricks in to them & turning them on while helping himself to whatever he wanted!!!!! Really weird if you ask me... Anyway, just read that he was found dead in an alley coz of a drug overdose..
It's never nice hearing of someone's death, but on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Cal gone! "