I challenge you to make me laugh.

[Monkeybusiness]

Couldnt have picked a worse condiment for it could they! My other half bought me a jar in that edition. I love marmite but suddenly doesn't appeal so much anymore

Snap!

 

[CPS]

In Ireland visiting my wife’s relatives on her mother’s side. After threatening @CPS with a a factory visit to see how the quick hitches are progressing I dropped into Centra to grab some essentials for a Brit abroad.

I wasn’t going to be the first to take this product to the checkout. I’m surprised the place hasn’t been petrol bombed yet. Might be time to try the Aussie equivalent!


The jokes just write themselves don’t they? All we need is Branson to bring out a pride edition and the marmite miners and chutney ferrets can have the whole damn picnic spread!View attachment 77140

Ah you where over the boarder at that stage, there's a good chance that's deliberate

 

[Stroppymonkey]

Be funny if it wasn't true

Violent crime has actually dropped quite a bit. Since peaking at 2005 I think ? Might just be clever stats, or we might just media portrayals changing.

 

[6feetdown]

Violent crime has actually dropped quite a bit. Since peaking at 2005 I think ? Might just be clever stats, or we might just media portrayals changing.

How many go un reported

 

[doobin]

Should have asked for a straight 1 as it was hurting your feelings

That’s the thing mate. You don’t get a choice any more.

 

[Stroppymonkey]

How many go un reported

In 2005 or 2025?

 

[CPS]

 

[doobin]

 

[bobthebuilder]

2.3M views · 10K reactions | racing ng mga bulldozer astig💪 #highlights #heavyequipment #aigenerated #followersreelsfypシ゚viralシfypシ゚viralシal | Jayr Acas Vlog

racing ng mga bulldozer astig💪 #highlights #heavyequipment #aigenerated #followersreelsfypシ゚viralシfypシ゚viralシal

www.facebook.com

 

[V8Druid]

2.3M views · 10K reactions | racing ng mga bulldozer astig💪 #highlights #heavyequipment #aigenerated #followersreelsfypシ゚viralシfypシ゚viralシal | Jayr Acas Vlog

racing ng mga bulldozer astig💪 #highlights #heavyequipment #aigenerated #followersreelsfypシ゚viralシfypシ゚viralシal

www.facebook.com

now that has to be AI

 

[Bri963]

now that has to be AI

Nah, me on pricework.

 

[Rob65]

now that has to be AI

We saw a photo recently of JD450 operating a dozer.
A likely candidate if ever there was one.

 

[doobin]

 

[Giles]

now that has to be AI

bit like the lad in the d6t in Wolverhampton the other night lol

 

[V8Druid]

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance and then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?"
The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?"
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The cowboy smiles, taps his watch, and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

 

[V8Druid]

 

[doobin]

 

[Bucket on wheels]

 

[doobin]

 

[Storrsy]

View attachment 77398

Has anyone seen the Chernobyl mini series. One of the best bits of TV I've seen in a loooong time