doobin
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1RB
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V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
not so funny- but didn't quite know where to put this ... similar posts all over social media
dirty bast*rds
dirty bast*rds
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6feetdown
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There's another 1 with a bike festival same. Have no interest in spending a weekend in that s**t lolnot so funny- but didn't quite know where to put this ... similar posts all over social media
dirty bast*rds
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Filth- When Im lying on my deathbed thinking about regrets- not going to Glastonbury won't be one of them.
Storrsy
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Normally I have a flick through Glastonbury on the TV and see what the main acts are like etc. this year I couldn't find anything that interested me in the slightest. Dull as ditchwater.
doobin
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What about selling your duck?
Storrsy
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Hopefully we're talking a little way off yet, if that duck is still at the forefront of my mind then I'm not sure it will have been a life well lived!
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Gecko
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The Cow
The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.
Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Wales quite cheaply.
So, they brought the cow over from Wales. It was absolutely wonderful,
it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd
never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull
tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach
the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never
able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very
wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice.
"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he
approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from
the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks
away to the other side."
The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking,
"Did you by chance, buy this cow in Wales ?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they
had brought the cow over from Wales.
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow
from Wales ?
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye: "My wife's from Wales "
The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk.
Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Wales quite cheaply.
So, they brought the cow over from Wales. It was absolutely wonderful,
it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd
never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull
tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach
the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never
able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very
wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice.
"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he
approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from
the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks
away to the other side."
The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking,
"Did you by chance, buy this cow in Wales ?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they
had brought the cow over from Wales.
"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow
from Wales ?
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye: "My wife's from Wales "
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6feetdown
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Yeah same it looked pretty crap what I seen tbf
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V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
doobin
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