I challenge you to make me laugh.

V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
I want one of these shirts :LOL:
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diggerjones

diggerjones

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Looks like someone's granddad just wanted a bit of top soil to finish off his boarders. Very funny. Wonder if there's a video of all the lads shovelling it off
 
Bucket on wheels

Bucket on wheels

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As a singer I sing at many funerals & I was recently asked by a funeral director to play & sing at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery out in the country. As I was not familiar with the area, I got lost. I finally arrived an hour late and saw that the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play. The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I sang like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

As I sang & played ā€œAmazing Graceā€, the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my keyboard and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, ā€œI’ve never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.ā€ Apparently, I’m still lost….

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V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
very good Frank :ROFLMAO:

Knowing that you sing and not having looked at the pic, as I was reading down, it had me going for a minute :LOL::LOL:
 
Gecko

Gecko

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GOVERNMENT PIPE SPECIFICATIONS
1. All pipe is to be made of a long hole, surrounded by metal or plastic, centered around the hole.
2. All pipe is to be hollow throughout the entire length – do not use holes of different length than the pipe.
3. The I.D. (inside diameter) of all pipe must not exceed the O.D. (outside diameter) – otherwise the hole will be on the outside of said pipe.
4. All pipe is to be supplied with nothing in the hole, so that water, steam or other stuff can be put inside at a later date.
5. All pipe should be supplied without rust – This can be more readily applied at the job site. Some vendors are now able to supply pre-rusted pipe. If available in your area, this product is recommended as it will save a lot of time on the job site.
6. All pipe over 500 feet (153m) in length should have the words ā€œlong pipeā€ clearly painted on each end, so the Contractor will know it is a long pipe.
7. Pipe over 2 miles (3.2 km) in length must have the words ā€œvery long pipeā€ painted in the middle, so the Contractor will not have to walk the entire length of the pipe to determine whether or not it is a long pipe, or a very long pipe.
8. All pipe over 6ā€ (152 mm) in diameter must have the words ā€œlarge pipeā€ painted on it, so the Contractor will not mistake it for a small pipe.
9. When Flanges are used: Flanges must have holes for bolts quite separate from the big hole in the middle.
10. When ordering 90 degrees, 45 degrees or 30 degrees elbow, be sure to specify right hand or left hand; otherwise you will end up going the wrong way.
11. Be sure to specify to your vendor whether you want level, uphill, or downhill pipe. If you use downhill pipe for going uphill, the water will flow the wrong way.
12. All couplings should have either right hand or left hand thread, but do not mix the threads - otherwise, as the coupling is being screwed on one pipe, it is unscrewed from the other.
 
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