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Shovelhands
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Gecko
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pettsy
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Mogman
What man as done, man can do, what never has,maybe
CPS
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No problem with a full load on the landcruier
V8Druid
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interesting .... we have an M50 here tooEspecially with the dodgy northern plates Aidenthat’s not far from me on the m50
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Brendan
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Shovelhands
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Bob
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In the sixties and seventies most of the plant men went to the pub on Sunday dinner break in the summer, the stomach knew about it on the motor scaper bouncing around.When I worked on Felixstowe docks the two Derrick crane driver's both Irish use to have a liquid lunch in the ships pubhow to drink at work kit..
kabin man
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For those torn between a Navara and a Ford Anglia..
kabin man
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also some more old skool ford..
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Brendan
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Same engine is near enough a straight swap into a transit connect, but needs dash changing and few bits
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V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After the mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”
Next Sunday the new priest decided to take the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning, he felt nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon returning to his office, he found a note on the door that said:
– Sip on the vodka, don’t gulp.
– There are 10 commandments, not 12.
– There are 12 disciples, not 10.
– Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
– Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not “Bet his ass.”
– We do not refer to Jesus Christ as “the late J.C.”
– We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.”
– The Father, Son and Holy Ghost are not referred to as “Daddy, Junior and the Spook.”
– David slew Goliath, he did not “Kick the crap out of him.”
• When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, we do not say that he was “Stoned off his ass.”
After the mass, he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”
Next Sunday the new priest decided to take the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning, he felt nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon returning to his office, he found a note on the door that said:
– Sip on the vodka, don’t gulp.
– There are 10 commandments, not 12.
– There are 12 disciples, not 10.
– Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
– Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not “Bet his ass.”
– We do not refer to Jesus Christ as “the late J.C.”
– We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.”
– The Father, Son and Holy Ghost are not referred to as “Daddy, Junior and the Spook.”
– David slew Goliath, he did not “Kick the crap out of him.”
• When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, we do not say that he was “Stoned off his ass.”
V8Druid
do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
Gecko
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I'm not sure if the seller is really dumb, or if they are looking for a "just moved from the city' type
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Lancs Lad
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