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Left hooker

Left hooker

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A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old
gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the
glamorous destinations around the world.
The agent had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the
window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.
He called them into his shop, "I know that on your pension you could
never hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous
resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer."

He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two flight
tickets and book a room in a five star hotel.
Then, as can be expected, they gladly accepted, and were off!

About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop.

"And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.

"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've
come to thank you, but one thing puzzled me.
Who was that old bugger I had to share the room with?"
 
Lancs Lad

Lancs Lad

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Wish I got a picture of that. Just heading North on the M6 one of the low loader boys with a big mining truck with wheels remove got himself caught all on the temporary omco. Axles of the dumper a sat on top of the arm ko wedged 😂😂
Going to be fun for anyone heading south on the M6 for the rest of the evening. Good luck sorting that out 😂
 
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