I challenge you to make me laugh.

[doobin]

I almost feel guilty, but I’ve given the little bastard ten minutes to leave and it hasn’t

I’m sure he was hoping to warm up from being in the fridge anyhow.

 

[doobin]

Update.

 

[6feetdown]

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Billy getz will be proud of you eating insects

 

[doobin]

Billy getz will be proud of you eating insects

I’ve tried mealworms. Not too bad, didn’t smell great but tasted ok.

Way more expensive than beef though, so bit of a no brainer.

 

[TiltyShaun]

We have just eaten some home grown sweet corn. I will check closer next time!!

 

[topkit]

Just posted a youtube video in another relevant section then i remembered this one off family guy and thought it was worth posting for a laugh!

 

[V8Druid]

liked this quote

"Marriage is like a pack of cards :-
initially all you need is two hearts and a diamond
'til it reaches the point where, all you wish you had, is a club and a spade "

 

[6feetdown]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7127741179466173697

 

[Lancs Lad]

 

[Gecko]

"A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when during her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

'Oh my GOD!!' screamed the woman, 'That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that??'

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.'

'Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok.' commented the woman.

In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?'

Again the doctor spoke very calmly, 'Same illness, but private health cover.'

 

[Lynchy]

Saudi Aramco: Oil giant tops own record with $48.4bn quarterly profit

The staggering profit comes amid soaring oil prices in the aftermath of Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

www.bbc.co.uk

While doubling russian oil imports,cheap fuel for them to free up crude for export,sanctions eh?

 

[Lynchy]

Bloke stood in front of combine....because they got dust on picnic sandwiches

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1558807015547445248

 

[Smiffy]

Bloke stood in front of combine....because they got dust on picnic sandwiches

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1558807015547445248

I think people that move to the countryside then complain about the countryside really ought to have there house confiscated and gifted to someone local that can't afford to buy a house locally.

 

[pettsy]

I’m sure they chose to do that field because they were “having a family meal” . Don’t buy a house next to agricultural land then complain when it’s sown/mown/harvested

 

[V8Druid]

we're surrounded ..... just close the windows when they're mowing

 

[V8Druid]

question is .... does Rory have any watertight skips?

 

[Brendan]

I think people that move to the countryside then complain about the countryside really ought to have there house confiscated and gifted to someone local that can't afford to buy a house locally.

No different to the mongs, who moved close to Santa Pod then complained about the noise

 

[Brendan]

 

[Bucket on wheels]

A homeowner plastered a car in angry letters stuck down with duct tape after claiming the 'selfish idiotic' driver had blocked their skip. The Vauxhall Corsa was left near a skip, meaning it couldn't be collected, according to the angry resident. The notes read: 'Selfish idiotic parking!!!! Parking right next to a bulging skip that's due to be collected today has cost me a lot of time and money. At 0803hrs this morning you parked in front of my property blocking an obviously bulging skip that was due to be collected today. I have spent hours knocking on every house and asking in the shop about the owner. It's now 1400hrs and it's still blocking the skip. I will now have to pay extra charges because of your selfish stupidity.'

 

[Grahams]

A homeowner plastered a car in angry letters stuck down with duct tape after claiming the 'selfish idiotic' driver had blocked their skip. The Vauxhall Corsa was left near a skip, meaning it couldn't be collected, according to the angry resident. The notes read: 'Selfish idiotic parking!!!! Parking right next to a bulging skip that's due to be collected today has cost me a lot of time and money. At 0803hrs this morning you parked in front of my property blocking an obviously bulging skip that was due to be collected today. I have spent hours knocking on every house and asking in the shop about the owner. It's now 1400hrs and it's still blocking the skip. I will now have to pay extra charges because of your selfish stupidity.'
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I saw the article. It didn't say anything about blocking their drive, moving cones or ignoring a sign saying the skip was due for collection that day. I guess they expect everyone to be mindreaders and know exactly when a skip is going to be collected.