I challenge you to make me laugh.

Lancs Lad

Lancs Lad

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Kin heck that's gonna be a nightmare .. impossible to do you here as the lanes are in daftest places virtually impossible to not drive in them .
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
Kin heck that's gonna be a nightmare .. impossible to do you here as the lanes are in daftest places virtually impossible to not drive in them .
15 years ago some pr*ck in the highways dept. here decided to paint a cycle lane both sides of what was the 'old' A40 from Raglan to Aber., the full length (9 miles), 5 ft wide, leaving about 6 ft of width, at best, to drive on.
The local cycling clubs, etc., used it as a race track, most weekends and the road became a huge 'bone of contention' in the area.
God knows what it all cost and was eventually 'removed' as the road was a nightmare to drive ... now it would be undrive-able with the new 5ft clearance we are now supposed to give 'em when overtaking!!

's about time that cyclists were insured and licensed with some form of proficiency test, as the standards of riding are appalling, with no regard whatsoever for other road users, expect to use the roads that everyone else pays for, for free and cause all sorts of issues to those who do pay for them, which are now getting worse and worse.
if they think they have problems with ICE powered vehicles, wait 'til they'm all leccy and you can't hear them coming. Very few hear ICE vehicles on their tails, as they're 'ear-budded up' and pay no attention to their surroundings anyway. How often do you see a cyclist look behind them, before making a manoeuvre .. let alone a final 'life-saver' glance :mad: ... just expect everyone else to give way and avoid 'tattooing' em onto their grilles :mad:
 
Lancs Lad

Lancs Lad

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15 years ago some pr*ck in the highways dept. here decided to paint a cycle lane both sides of what was the 'old' A40 from Raglan to Aber., the full length (9 miles), 5 ft wide, leaving about 6 ft of width, at best, to drive on.
The local cycling clubs, etc., used it as a race track, most weekends and the road became a huge 'bone of contention' in the area.
God knows what it all cost and was eventually 'removed' as the road was a nightmare to drive ... now it would be undrive-able with the new 5ft clearance we are now supposed to give 'em when overtaking!!

's about time that cyclists were insured and licensed with some form of proficiency test, as the standards of riding are appalling, with no regard whatsoever for other road users, expect to use the roads that everyone else pays for, for free and cause all sorts of issues to those who do pay for them, which are now getting worse and worse.
if they think they have problems with ICE powered vehicles, wait 'til they'm all leccy and you can't hear them coming. Very few hear ICE vehicles on their tails, as they're 'ear-budded up' and pay no attention to their surroundings anyway. How often do you see a cyclist look behind them, before making a manoeuvre .. let alone a final 'life-saver' glance :mad: ... just expect everyone else to give way and avoid 'tattooing' em onto their grilles :mad:
Really valid point about some accountability/insurance for road cycling imho.
Sick of the motorist getting screwed for everything.
Whilst we're at it let's bring tax etc on leccy chariots in line with "proper" cars asap.
 
Bucket on wheels

Bucket on wheels

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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
Credit: Wow This is Awesome

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Left hooker

Left hooker

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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3.1 kilos.
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women
will be finished reading this by now.


Men
are still busy checking their thumbs
 
Bob

Bob

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We must not upset certain people why do you think knell Starmer would not prosecute all the rape gangs if labour and MSM had they way we would never have known about it
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
bullet in the temple'd be best solution to them and their like .... deportation's waaaaay too good
we have plenty of highly trained (SAS/SBS/Special forces/etc.) who could cheerfully deal with these sorts, quietly, under the radar and put the fear of God into the rest of their mates!! :mad::mad: UK couldn't deal with a decent hot summer/heatwave .. all the bloody snowflake's melt
 
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V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
's a few round here I'd think nothing of mowing down on a dark night and backing over to make sure, if I was confident of getting away with it ... utter scum of society ... contribute nothing but pain, suffering and anguish .. bastards!!
 
Lancs Lad

Lancs Lad

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there's a special place in hell for these types of people plus their "helpers"
Seriously how...is this even a matter of debate and in the news..


thats instant deportation...a role model ffs...🤦‍♂️
Back to pakistan and we'll tip off the "rockery creators" that their on their way👍
some of the stuff you read about you seriously despair...folk are more bothered about the right colour flag and telling the world how they are saving the planet than common decency ..right an wrong..basic principles that society is based on..
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
there's a special place in hell for these types of people plus their "helpers"
Seriously how...is this even a matter of debate and in the news..
thats instant deportation...a role model ffs...🤦‍♂️
Back to pakistan and we'll tip off the "rockery creators" that their on their way👍
some of the stuff you read about you seriously despair...folk are more bothered about the right colour flag and telling the world how they are saving the planet than common decency ..right an wrong..basic principles that society is based on..
nah see post #2,375 ;) :mad::mad::mad:
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
dunno half a tonne of rockery stone slowly added might be more satisfying.
nah .. 20 tonne out the back of an 8 wheeler .... done !! (y) ... could do a bulker too with that method ..... ten for one (load) :cool:
 
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