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V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
Pheasant V squirrel .. ..
pheasants - 2 ---- squirrel - nil :oops:
.... apparently the pheasant always wins :ROFLMAO:

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Bucket on wheels

Bucket on wheels

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A rich father who wanted his son to know what it was like to be poor brought him to live with a farming family for a few days.
The child stayed there for 3 days and 3 nights.
Back in the car on their way to the town, his father asked him:
"And your experience?"
"Fine," replied the boy.
"Did you learn anything?"
The boy then explained:
"1 We have a dog and they have four of them.
2 We have a pool with treated water. They have a river with crystal clear water, fish and other good things
3 We have electric lights in our garden, but they have the stars and the moon to light them up.
4 Our garden extends to the fence. Theirs up to the horizon.
5 We buy our food; they cultivate, harvest and cook it.
6 We listen to CDs ... they hear a sustained symphony of birds, crickets and other animals ...
... all this, sometimes accompanied by the singing of a neighbour who works on the farm.
7 We use the microwave. What they cook tastes much better cooked on a slow fire.
8 We are surrounded by alarm fences to protect ourselves ... They live with open doors, protected by the friendship of their neighbours.
9 We are connected to the telephone, computer and television. They are in communion with life, sky, sun, water, fields, animals, friends and families. "
The father was impressed with his son's feelings. Then finally the son comes to the conclusion:
"Thanks for showing me how poor we are!
Every day we get poorer because we no longer look at nature !!! "
 
Left hooker

Left hooker

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A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?'
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina'?
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, 'Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again'.
The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it'.

She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. 'Do you have a vagina'?

'Yes' she says.
The man replies.. 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?'
 
Left hooker

Left hooker

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A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.'

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.'

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was.

The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.

The Jamaican began screaming:

'You got dem on de wrong feet!'
 
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