Wanted to come up with a milk ramp story from my childhood.!
It was true that a farmer and a plow truck driver had Angrily Arguing With Each Other.
Everyone knows before that "f**k" with farmers does not go unpunished!. The thing was that this driver was constantly driving the plow in the milking ramp to the farmer and sends it far into a marsh. Talking to the driver did not use, so the farmer had to constantly repair the ramp to have something to put the milk span on.
But the farmer knew advice! When the summer came he dug a deep hole in the ground filled it with cement, put in strong reinforcing iron and built the old wooden lamp around it.
Then the winter comes and the driver drove at extra good speed to send the milk ramp out into the marsh again, but when it plow truck and plow hit The Milk Ramp it flipped across the road, the ramp did not move an inch! The truck was wrecked, would think the driver survived otherwise would this be a murder case ????.
Future plowing past the milking ramp was made with respect afterwards.! Therefore, a good rule does not "f**k" with us farmers!