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Left hooker

Left hooker

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Who's sitting on which side me and the wife 🤣

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V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"

She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."

Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.

“And, by the way," the teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
So I get how he gets forward and backwards motion, but how does it turn?
aux supply to the orbital at the base of his extra steering wheel, feeding a steering ram on the front axle of the dolley ... travel is probably a hyd motor on the diff on the back axle fed by a hyd service on the machine
It's a damned clever set up and could just as easily be steered from a stick :giggle:
 
Left hooker

Left hooker

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aux supply to the orbital at the base of his extra steering wheel, feeding a steering ram on the front axle of the dolley ... travel is probably a hyd motor on the diff on the back axle fed by a hyd service on the machine
It's a damned clever set up and could just as easily be steered from a stick :giggle:
Even has extra dozer blade too 🤣
 
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