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It's so your headlight still works - obvious really
... and who needs a helmet?
It's not like anyone has ever come off their bike in the rain.
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That's a bit kinky - but I like the way you think!Does the window open
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Russian prime minister Mishustin comes to Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.
"I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep.
I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening.
I call Olaf Scholz to congratulate him on his birthday and he tells me he had it yesterday.
I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff.
Remember when that plane crashed with Prigozhin on board?
I called his family to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!!"
"I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep.
I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening.
I call Olaf Scholz to congratulate him on his birthday and he tells me he had it yesterday.
I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff.
Remember when that plane crashed with Prigozhin on board?
I called his family to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!!"
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doobin
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That actually looks bloody ideal for operating a micro or a compact tractor in the rain!!It's so your headlight still works - obvious really
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... and who needs a helmet?
It's not like anyone has ever come off their bike in the rain.
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Made myself a nice curry
Gecko
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Of course some days you need to ride two-upIt's so your headlight still works - obvious really
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... and who needs a helmet?
It's not like anyone has ever come off their bike in the rain.
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do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
would love to see them trying to get on, two up
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Airspeed: Speed of an airplane. Deduct 25% when listening to a Navy pilot.
Bank: The folks who hold the lien on most pilots' cars.
Cone of Confusion: An area about the size of New Jersey, located near the final approach beacon at an airport.
Crab: The squadron Ops Officer.
Dead Reckoning: You reckon correctly, or you are.
Engine Failure: A condition which occurs when all fuel tanks mysteriously become filled with air.
Firewall: Section of the aircraft specially designed to let heat and smoke enter the cockpit.
Glide Distance: Half the distance from the airplane to the nearest emergency landing field.
Hydroplane: An airplane designed to land on a 20,000 foot long wet runway.
IFR: A method of flying by needle and ripcord.
Lean Mixture: Nonalcoholic beer
Nanosecond: Time delay built into the stall warning system.
Parasitic Drag: A pilot who bums a ride and complains about the service.
Range: Usually about 30 miles beyond the point where all fuel tanks fill with air.
Rich Mixture: What you order at the other guy's promotion party.
Roger: Used when you're not sure what else to say.
Service Ceiling: Altitude at which cabin crews can serve drinks.
Spoilers: The Federal Aviation Administration.
Stall - Technique used to explain to the bank why you car payment is late.
Bank: The folks who hold the lien on most pilots' cars.
Cone of Confusion: An area about the size of New Jersey, located near the final approach beacon at an airport.
Crab: The squadron Ops Officer.
Dead Reckoning: You reckon correctly, or you are.
Engine Failure: A condition which occurs when all fuel tanks mysteriously become filled with air.
Firewall: Section of the aircraft specially designed to let heat and smoke enter the cockpit.
Glide Distance: Half the distance from the airplane to the nearest emergency landing field.
Hydroplane: An airplane designed to land on a 20,000 foot long wet runway.
IFR: A method of flying by needle and ripcord.
Lean Mixture: Nonalcoholic beer
Nanosecond: Time delay built into the stall warning system.
Parasitic Drag: A pilot who bums a ride and complains about the service.
Range: Usually about 30 miles beyond the point where all fuel tanks fill with air.
Rich Mixture: What you order at the other guy's promotion party.
Roger: Used when you're not sure what else to say.
Service Ceiling: Altitude at which cabin crews can serve drinks.
Spoilers: The Federal Aviation Administration.
Stall - Technique used to explain to the bank why you car payment is late.
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Funny joke of the day
On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day at the door of your house and bark at everyone who enters or passes by. For this I will give you a lifetime of 20 years. "
The dog said, "That's a long time to bark. How about just 10 years, and I'll give you back the other 10?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: “Entertain people, do tricks and make them laugh. For this I will give you 20 years of life. "
The monkey said: “Monkey tricks for 20 years? It's quite a long time to act. How about I give you 10 like the dog did? "
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this I will give you a lifespan of 60 years."
The cow said, "It's a tough life you want me to live for 60 years. How about 20 and I'll give back the other 40?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said: “Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this I will give you 20 years. "
But the man said, “Only 20 years? Could you possibly give me my 20, the 40 the cow gave back, the 10 monkeys gave back, and the 10 dogs gave back? That makes 80, okay? "
"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."
So that is why for the first 20 years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next 40 years we slave away in the sun to provide for our family. Over the next ten years, we will be doing ape tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last 10 years we sit on the porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you
On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day at the door of your house and bark at everyone who enters or passes by. For this I will give you a lifetime of 20 years. "
The dog said, "That's a long time to bark. How about just 10 years, and I'll give you back the other 10?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: “Entertain people, do tricks and make them laugh. For this I will give you 20 years of life. "
The monkey said: “Monkey tricks for 20 years? It's quite a long time to act. How about I give you 10 like the dog did? "
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this I will give you a lifespan of 60 years."
The cow said, "It's a tough life you want me to live for 60 years. How about 20 and I'll give back the other 40?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said: “Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this I will give you 20 years. "
But the man said, “Only 20 years? Could you possibly give me my 20, the 40 the cow gave back, the 10 monkeys gave back, and the 10 dogs gave back? That makes 80, okay? "
"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."
So that is why for the first 20 years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next 40 years we slave away in the sun to provide for our family. Over the next ten years, we will be doing ape tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last 10 years we sit on the porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you
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Trackside Parking at It's Best......
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The Wife and I are on diets. Every once in a while we share something or grab a drink from the drive thru. Today I ordered a small fry, she declined an order because she's better than me. Much to the tsk, tsk, tsk, of my wife I enjoyed a few fries as we drove down the road. Then for the next 3 miles I was lectured on eating healthy. Pulling up to a stop light, I catch her trying to sneak one of my fries.
Me: Thought you weren't hungry...
Wife: It's just one fry.
Me: It's just my one fry. You didn't ask permission.
Wife: It's one fry Leo...
Me: You could have had your own fries...
Wife: They don't sell orders of one fries, and all I wanted was one...
Me: I'm just saying, they are "My fries".
Wife: *grabs second fry*
Me: We can stop and get you an order of your own fries.
Wife: OMG, your ridiculous! You go over board on everything!
Me:* Rolls down window*
Wife:*Reaches for another fry*
Me:*Throws fries out window*
Wife:*Gasp* LEO!
Me: Now, no one gets fries.
Wife: Real mature, real mature.
Me: You could have ordered your own fries.
Me: Thought you weren't hungry...
Wife: It's just one fry.
Me: It's just my one fry. You didn't ask permission.
Wife: It's one fry Leo...
Me: You could have had your own fries...
Wife: They don't sell orders of one fries, and all I wanted was one...
Me: I'm just saying, they are "My fries".
Wife: *grabs second fry*
Me: We can stop and get you an order of your own fries.
Wife: OMG, your ridiculous! You go over board on everything!
Me:* Rolls down window*
Wife:*Reaches for another fry*
Me:*Throws fries out window*
Wife:*Gasp* LEO!
Me: Now, no one gets fries.
Wife: Real mature, real mature.
Me: You could have ordered your own fries.
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