I challenge you to make me laugh.

Lancs Lad

Lancs Lad

Well-known member
The only thing would be when you stop at traffic lights with the bowsers on, those oil protesters will super glue themselves to the wind screen.
You forget I'm their hero.
Ethically disposing of it...in a "modern energy generating device" 😆
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
I know...I just need a cheap source of diesel.
The math doesn't stack up but I'd be seriously interested to see what I'd actually use in a normal day.
you just could not produce leccy for 27p/Kwh .... as Rory says and much as it pees me off to see it double, the standing charge, at circa 50p/day is not a huge amount in the general scheme of costs
 
Lancs Lad

Lancs Lad

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you just could not produce leccy for 27p/Kwh .... as Rory says and much as it pees me off to see it double, the standing charge, at circa 50p/day is not a huge amount in the general scheme of costs
Your right sadly but I think 27p will be cheap!
If the clowns today we're to be believed October is going to be a hike as well🤬
 
Canal Navvy

Canal Navvy

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As long as we are still permitted to use red in a domestic genset then it can be pretty
financially efficient. If you take the third,third,third as a rule of thumb and recover the heat energy as well as the electrical output then it only takes a bit of creative exhaust aiming in the direction of the irritating neighbour to get close to 100% fuel efficiency 👹
 
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Left hooker

Left hooker

Well-known member
At the local Mental Hospital :
Doctor: - "What is this?"
Mad Man: - "This is a book I wrote. Total 500 pages."
Doctor- "You wrote 500 pages?!... woooooow, What did you write?"
Mad man: "On the first page I wrote One day a King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle.
And on the last page I wrote The King reached the Jungle."
Doctor:- "So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?"
Mad Man:- "I wrote;
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Doctor :- (stunned) "AND what's that????!!!!!"
Mad Man:- "That's the sound of the Horse running...The hooves digging the terrain."
Doctor- "AND Who will read your story?"
Mad Man: "I will post it in plant talk . My mad friends there will definitely read it...they're all f****ng idiots, in fact one of them is reading it even as we speak!"
 
V8Druid

V8Druid

do it as well as you can,but learn to do it better
At the local Mental Hospital :
Doctor: - "What is this?"
Mad Man: - "This is a book I wrote. Total 500 pages."
Doctor- "You wrote 500 pages?!... woooooow, What did you write?"
Mad man: "On the first page I wrote One day a King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle.
And on the last page I wrote The King reached the Jungle."
Doctor:- "So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?"
Mad Man:- "I wrote;
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Doctor :- (stunned) "AND what's that????!!!!!"
Mad Man:- "That's the sound of the Horse running...The hooves digging the terrain."
Doctor- "AND Who will read your story?"
Mad Man: "I will post it in plant talk . My mad friends there will definitely read it...they're all f****ng idiots, in fact one of them is reading it even as we speak!"
PMSL (y):ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
Mogman

Mogman

What man as done, man can do, what never has,maybe
At the local Mental Hospital :
Doctor: - "What is this?"
Mad Man: - "This is a book I wrote. Total 500 pages."
Doctor- "You wrote 500 pages?!... woooooow, What did you write?"
Mad man: "On the first page I wrote One day a King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle.
And on the last page I wrote The King reached the Jungle."
Doctor:- "So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?"
Mad Man:- "I wrote;
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Doctor :- (stunned) "AND what's that????!!!!!"
Mad Man:- "That's the sound of the Horse running...The hooves digging the terrain."
Doctor- "AND Who will read your story?"
Mad Man: "I will post it in plant talk . My mad friends there will definitely read it...they're all f****ng idiots, in fact one of them is reading it even as we speak!"
Are you see I’m not🤔 I got Mrs Mog to read it to me😂😂
 
Left hooker

Left hooker

Well-known member
“Now that you’re retired, do you still have a job?”

I replied, “Yes I am my wife's sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, they said

"I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"

"Very simple. The wife has told me that when she wants my f***ing advice, she'll ask me for it."
 
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