Good summary of the tube strike. if there was anyone convincing the world we need automated trains its the drivers.
nicked off li:
Only in Britain could a group of people look at less work, fewer hours, more time off and respond like they’ve just been handed a Victorian chimney sweep contract.
The RMT Union have managed to achieve something truly remarkable here. Not better pay, not improved conditions, not some grand workers’ revolution.
No. They’ve declared war on… a shorter working week. It’s the first industrial dispute in history where the rallying cry is essentially: “We demand to be less comfortable immediately.”
TfL comes along with a four-day week, trims the hours, and the response is outrage because drivers might feel… tired. Tired. From working less. At this point you’re not negotiating, you’re auditioning for a role in a Monty Python sketch titled The Ministry of Silly Grievances.
And then comes the counteroffer. Thirty-two hours for the same pay. Of course. Why stop there? Why not two days a week and a lie-in subsidy? Maybe throw in a hardship allowance for the emotional toll of having Fridays free.
Meanwhile, the public those inconvenient people who actually fund this circus get to play a daily game of “Will I get to work today or just wander around Zone 2 questioning my life choices?” Entire commutes reduced to a lottery system where the prize is arriving at the office before lunch.
The best part is the justification. Longer shifts between breaks, earlier starts, later finishes, uncertainty. In other words: a normal job description for literally everyone else on earth. But here it’s treated like a human rights violation worthy of The Hague.
Even ASLEF, not exactly a bastion of ruthless capitalism, looked at this and said: “You do realise this is insane, right?” When another union calls your strike ridiculous, you’ve gone past parody and straight into performance art.
At this stage, abolishing Tube drivers might actually be the most honest solution. Not out of malice, just efficiency. Because if the choice is between automation or negotiating with people who think fewer hours will somehow exhaust them, the robots are already winning by simply not complaining.