Best vehicle to deal with a zombie horde

Giles

Giles

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Having a discussion with my 13 yr old son about dealing with a zombie horde, we are watching walking dead.

so theoretically in an urban environment say London , horde of few thousand zombies to get through tightly packed into an area.

so we started with classic like challenger mbt but finding one be tricky and bottom out, manoeuvring it so we were thinking more plant or agriculture

ibwas thinking 3cx, obviously one that won’t break down lol. Good height and weight, 4:1 for squishing heads munching your way through. Maybe wheeled loader for more weight, my lad was advocating a wedge shaped snow plough but with added blades haha.

Anyway this has been going on for a week or more, thought about combine harvester but small blades would clog up

I threw out one of those big tracked mulchers But wondered if wet squidgy bodies clog it up haha

one of those big New Zealand hedge cutters mounted horizontal be handy

or just maybe a d10 and squish them all haha
 

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doobin

doobin

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Every time we watch an episoe of that I'm shouting at the screen- "Just get a digger!!!" :ROFLMAO:

If you just want to get through the hordes, then a bulldozer with a V blade is the way to go I reckon. For maximum damage, I favour a mine flail.
 
Gecko

Gecko

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The question made me think of the crowd control trucks in Soilent Green

(not sure you'd want to eat a processed zombie though)
 
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