I challenge you to make me laugh.

[Lynchy]

General Director of Euro Exim Bank Ltd. got economists thinking when he said:

"A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy: he does not buy cars and does not borrow money to buy. He does not pay for insurance policies. He does not buy fuel, does not pay for the necessary maintenance and repairs. He does not use paid parking. He does not cause serious accidents. He does not require multi-lane highways. He does not get fat.

Healthy people are neither needed nor useful for the economy. They don't buy medicine. They do not go to hospitals or doctors. Nothing is added to the country's GDP (gross domestic product).

On the contrary, every new McDonald's restaurant creates at least 30 jobs: 10 cardiologists, 10 dentists, 10 dietary experts and nutritionists, and obviously, people who work at the restaurant itself."

Choose carefully: cyclist or McDonald's? It is worth considering.

P.S. Walking is even worse. Pedestrians don't even buy bicycles

 

[doobin]

The most widely recognised Cockney rhyming slang terms for money include:

Pony = £25
Ton = £100
Monkey = £500
Peerage = £3m

 

[Left hooker]

i got a splinter in my hand in the wood yard, had to pay £5 for it

 

[Bucket on wheels]

A bank director went in to a fish dealer.
- How much does the salmon cost, he asked.
- £20 per. kilos answered the fish dealer.
- Then I will have a kilo, said the bank director.
- Yes, thank you, then it will be £25 said said the fish dealer.
- £25 ?! Did you not say that it costs £20 per. kilo ?, asked the bank director.
- Yes, but there is a £5 handling fee, said the fish dealer.
- Well, here you have £50, said the grumpy bank manager.
- Thank you, and here you have your salmon and £20 left, said the fish dealer.
- £20! But what about the last £5 ?, the bank director asked.
- We have an exchange fee of £5 kroner, explained the fish dealer.
"It's damn me rude ," said the bank director angrily.
- Yes, completely agree, answered the fish dealer

 

[pettsy]

 

[Bucket on wheels]

 

[V8Druid]

 

[TiltyShaun]

 

[TiltyShaun]

 

[Lancs Lad]

 

[pettsy]

A couple take in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath but if she wanted to she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.......

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday....

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:
"Next Monday, don?t go to darts. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself.."

So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:

"Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she showed the girl that indeed, she was far from hairless.

When the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked:

"Did you see it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it before."

"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't!!

 

[Lancs Lad]

Maybe not that funny....

 

[pettsy]

 

[Furniss]

View attachment 29756eh ?

 

[Bucket on wheels]

Don't Piss off a guy with a Digger
You might find it hard to get home

 

[Lancs Lad]

It's complex. Don't Google fake taxi












Told you not to...

 

[Bob]

Don't Piss off a guy with a Digger
You might find it hard to get home

When Highways done the muckshifting at gas ternimal at Bacton early 70s Harfords had a internation BT20 broke down and left it a few days when they came to get it that was left up in the air like that apparently they had a hell of a job to get it down

 

[tinydigger]

When Highways done the muckshifting at gas ternimal at Bacton early 70s Harfords had a internation BT20 broke down and left it a few days when they came to get it that was left up in the air like that apparently they had a hell of a job to get it down

Harfords that is a name i haven't heard in years can remember there big yard up near the landfill at costesey where the big new next is if i remember correctly. There was a guy who did small machine hire and plant repairs who i think bought the name out he used to run out of a small yard at horsham st faiths

 

[pettsy]

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[V8Druid]

View attachment 29756

?? is that the girl who ride around in/on all sorts ??